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Abandon  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (04 October 2001)
The Mafia leader who is not allowed to go anywhere.

Absorb  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (28 September 2005)
An exercise ball, used to tone the abdominal area.

Abstain  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (28 August 2001)
To apply too much sun tan colouring to one's body.

Acquire  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (04 October 2001)
Group of singers in a church.

Admits  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (30 July 2003)
To include gloves.

Adopt  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (26 September 2001)
To choose an advertising campaign from several possibilities.

Adore  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (26 August 2001)
Invention that allows one to walk through walls.

Align  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (12 August 2001)
A straight marking between two points.

Alledge  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (04 October 2001)
A place to put window boxes.

Announce  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (04 October 2001)
One-sixteenth of a pound.

Archive  Click here for pronounciation - by Geoff Tibballs (04 October 2001)
Where Noah kept his bees.

Arrest  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (29 August 2001)
Sleeping policeman.

Asking  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (16 September 2001)
Male who has been crowned "Rear of the Year"

Assault  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (02 September 2001)
A single grain of sodium.

Assure  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (13 June 2002)
The sea and a beach.

Attack  Click here for pronounciation - by Tim Bruening (29 September 2001)
Used to pin things to bulletin boards.

Attend  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (26 September 2001)
The position in the book where the last word appears.

Awaking  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (26 September 2001)
His Royal Highness has left for a crusade.

Backing  Click here for pronounciation - by Tim Bruening (29 August 2001)
A ruler in reverse.

Baking  Click here for pronounciation - by Tim Bruening (29 August 2001)
Ruler of the bay.

Banking  Click here for pronounciation - by Joseph Leff (30 July 2003)
What the Declaration of Independence did.

Barking  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (07 August 2007)
Sovereign of a public house.

Basting  Click here for pronounciation - by Craggy (30 July 2005)
Pain from a bee or wasp on the beach.

Beckon  Click here for pronounciation - by Keith Nance (04 October 2001)
Meat from a pig.

Behold  Click here for pronounciation - by Lederer & Ertner (12 June 2002)
What bee wrestlers use in bee matches.

Believe  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (26 September 2001)
To buzz off.

Bellowing  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (20 July 2007)
Where the engines are often found on a jet plane.

Betray  Click here for pronounciation - by Stan Kegel (30 July 2003)
Where insects are placed for examination.

Beware  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (27 August 2007)
A stripey yellow and black outfit, with little wings on the back.

Bewilder  Click here for pronounciation - by Tim Bruening (29 August 2001)
Another confused bee.

Biting  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (29 August 2001)
To purchase metal for producing cans.

Blinking  Click here for pronounciation - by Tim Bruening (29 August 2001)
A very fast ruler.

Bombard  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (03 July 2002)
A poet who specialises in writing about explosive devices.

Boycott  Click here for pronounciation - by Dave Coble (29 September 2001)
A young lad's bed.

Broadcast  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (24 July 2003)
A large group of actors and actresses, with a wide range of acting skills.

Busking  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (04 October 2001)
Public road transport master.

Caking  Click here for pronounciation - by Stan Kegel (29 August 2001)
Champion pastry chef.

Campaign  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (06 August 2001)
Injury caused by staying in a tent or caravan.

Catering  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (04 October 2001)
Jewellery worn by cooks.

Choking  Click here for pronounciation - by Tim Bruening (29 August 2001)
Strangling a ruler.

Chuckle  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (04 October 2001)
To throw everything away.

Cinnamon  Click here for pronounciation - by Cynthia MacGregor (31 July 2003)
Jamaican fellow who breaks the ten commandments.

Circumcises  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (31 July 2003)
A knight who approaches you and measures you up.

Clearing  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (29 August 2001)
Transparent finger jewellery.

Clocking  Click here for pronounciation - by Tim Bruening (29 August 2001)
Ruler of all time.

Clubbing  - by Phil Hudson (26 September 2001)
The Golf War.

Collaborate  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (12 June 2002)
The price to pay for moonlighting between two companies.

Collapse  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (10 July 2002)
When two racers race around the track at the same time.

Collate  Click here for pronounciation - by Teacher's Lounge (04 October 2001)
Two students who arrive tardy to class at the same time.

Combat  Click here for pronounciation - by mark lovett (21 June 2007)
Aggressive marsupial.

 

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