Algorithm
- by
Mark Sisley
(20 December 2002)
An oxymoron describing Al Gore's dancing abilities
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Aluminum
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 January 2006)
Indecisive answer to the question "how do you plan to create the fabrics?"
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Antacid
- by
Joseph Leff
(31 July 2003)
A caustic chemical made from an insect.
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Atom
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
A male feline.
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Averaging
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
An alcoholic drink that is nothing special.
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Bacteria
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 October 2001)
In support of the small dog.
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Carbon
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 May 2002)
Auto Fire.
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Circle
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 August 2001)
Knighted for trendiness.
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Circles
- by
Phil Hudson
(25 September 2001)
Pointless shapes.
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Circuit
- by
Phil Hudson
(31 July 2003)
Knight of self-assemble model aircraft.
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Contour
- by
Stan Kegel
(30 July 2003)
Inmates speaking to children around the country on how to stay out of jail.
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Coolant
- by
Phil Hudson
(18 June 2006)
A trendy, or chilled insect.
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Coppers
- by
Phil Hudson
(21 December 2003)
A policeman making a noise like a content cat.
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Cubic
- by
anon
(10 June 2002)
A line of waiting people at the disposable razor and biro pen factory.
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Cubit
- by
Phil Hudson
(10 June 2002)
A piece from a snooker or billiards stick.
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Decrease
- by
Phil Hudson
(06 August 2001)
The effects caused by ironing.
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Diode
- by
Phil Hudson
(12 June 2002)
Outstanding fees payable by colourings.
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Electric
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 August 2001)
Voting for your favourite magician.
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Fifty
- by
Fritz Souder
(19 May 2009)
A large amount of booze with a dab of tea.
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Forecast
- by
anon
(26 September 2001)
The Actors Guild.
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Forty
- by
anon
(04 June 2002)
In favour of a cup of Earl Grey.
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Furlong
- by
Paul Dickson
(04 October 2001)
The hair on a shaggy dog.
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Geometry
- by
Paul Dickson
(04 October 2001)
What an acorn says when it grows up.
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Gradient
- by
anon
(16 September 2001)
An auntie who is only the fifth favourite.
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Gypsum
- by
Stan Kegel
(14 August 2003)
To cheat several people.
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Helix
- by
Phil Hudson
(17 August 2004)
What the man does to postage stamps.
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Hundred
- by
Phil Hudson
(28 September 2005)
Afraid of Attila.
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Hydrates
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
To deliberately lose the households bills.
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Hypotenuse
- by
Dennis Hammes
(29 September 2001)
Cooking with a double boiler.
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Kilohertz
- by
mark lovet
(21 June 2007)
Hire car that runs people over.
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Line
- by
Jasmin
(20 October 2004)
The king of the jungle
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Liquid
- by
Jay Christie
(29 September 2001)
To put one's tongue on a piece of English money.
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Magnet
- by
J. A. Mc.
(04 October 2001)
What one uses to catch a runaway Mag-Lev train.
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Malfunction
- by
Phil Hudson
(12 August 2001)
A special event that happens in a shopping centre.
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Matrix
- by
Phil Hudson
(31 July 2003)
April Fools Day, a month late.
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Microwave
- by
Lederer & Ertner
(13 June 2002)
What an amoeba surfs on.
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Microwaves
- by
Stan Kegel
(29 August 2001)
Poor surfing conditions.
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Minerals
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
A small instruction manual.
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Minimum
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
A very small mother.
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Minus
- by
anon
(29 August 2001)
To grant permission to dig in one's garden to find oil or gold.
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Moon
- by
Art. Moger
(04 October 2001)
A sky light.
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Nitrate
- by
Phil Hudson
(25 September 2001)
The payment made after midnight.
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Numerical
- by
Gary Hallock
(29 September 2001)
What Jesus will perform after he comes back.
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Omega
- by
anon
(13 June 2002)
One needs to repay a gigantic debt.
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Orbit
- by
anon
(02 September 2001)
To reshape an item into a sphere.
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orthocentre
- by
abc
(30 March 2003)
the point in which two perpendicular lines cross, the middle of a triangle
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Oxide
- by
Phil Hudson
(02 September 2001)
To be located next to an ox.
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Particle
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 October 2001)
To phone people for a birthday bash.
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Pie
- by
Fwoggylover
(16 June 2005)
Tthe ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter.
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Polygon
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
The parrot flew away.
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