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Accountant  Click here for pronounciation - by Tim Bruening (28 August 2001)
Ant financial manager.

Adulterate  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (04 October 2001)
To pay the high price for being a grown-up.

Agent  Click here for pronounciation - by Harry Farkas (04 October 2001)
A well-mannered man.

Analyst  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (28 August 2001)
A large index of buttocks.

Arch Criminal  Click here for pronounciation - by Stan Kegel (28 August 2001)
One who robs shoe stores.

Archaeologist  - by Geoff Tibballs (14 August 2003)
Someone whose career is in ruins.

Archangel  Click here for pronounciation - by Lexicon (04 October 2001)
Patron saint of fast food workers.

Archer  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (12 July 2005)
Persons declairing ownership of a seat.

Astronomer  - by Michael Driscoll (26 September 2001)
A night watchman.

Attorney  Click here for pronounciation - by Lexicon (29 September 2001)
A major sporting event.

Auctioneer  - by Lexicon (29 September 2001)
A man who looks forbidding.

Baby  Click here for pronounciation - by Tim Bruening (28 August 2001)
An infant bee by the bay.

Bachelor  - by Lexicon (26 September 2001)
One who never Mrs. a girl.

Baker  - by Lexicon (04 October 2001)
A person who works for money because he kneads the dough.

Bambino  Click here for pronounciation - by Lederer & Ertner (12 June 2002)
A negative response from a mother deer.

Barbarian  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (31 July 2003)
Annabell was covered in people waiting for a drink in the pub.

Bartender  - by Lexicon (29 September 2001)
A pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Bastard  Click here for pronounciation - by Craggy (30 July 2005)
An attractive man who stands in a pub.

Beatnik  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (20 July 2007)
To steal metronomes from a music shop.

Birdwatcher  - by Gail S. Angel (04 October 2001)
One who likes to watch fowl play.

Bombardier  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (03 July 2002)
To hunt for a stag or doe, using explosive devices.

Bombardier  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (07 October 2004)
To use an explosive device against a doe.

Buccaneer  Click here for pronounciation - by Lederer & Ertner (30 July 2003)
The cost of a two-dollar pair of earrings.

Cannibal  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (28 August 2001)
Question asked about a guy's ability to lie.

Cannibal  - by Stan Kegel (28 August 2001)
A person who is fed up with people.

Captain  - by Phil Hudson (10 July 2002)
Nothing but a ship steerer.

Cardinal  Click here for pronounciation - by Mrs. Sam (30 July 2003)
Checking all IDs in a liquor store.

Cardiologist  Click here for pronounciation - by Stan Kegel (28 August 2001)
Poker Champion.

Celtics  Click here for pronounciation - by Tim Breuning (31 July 2003)
What tick vendors do.

Champagne  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (07 October 2004)
To fake an injury.

Chancellor  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (04 October 2001)
A basement filled with opportunity.

Collectors  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (28 August 2001)
A pair of tutors teaching.

Combatant  Click here for pronounciation - by Tim Bruening (28 August 2001)
Fighting ant.

Conserver  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (01 September 2001)
Where the prison web sites reside.

Consort  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (29 July 2003)
To arrange prisoners into groups.

Constable  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (10 June 2002)
Where the police horses are kept.

Constabulary  Click here for pronounciation - by Cybe R. Wizard (16 June 2002)
Lawence had best be careful in the pen.

Contestant  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (13 June 2002)
An insect who participates in gameshows.

Contractor  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (17 August 2004)
Stolen farming vehicles.

Counterfeiter  - by Robert Meyers (29 September 2001)
One who gets into trouble by following a good example.

Counterfeiters  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (04 October 2001)
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

Critic  Click here for pronounciation - by Tim Bruening (28 August 2001)
Tic that finds fault in everything.

Debutante  Click here for pronounciation - by Anne Shank (04 October 2001)
The first insult.

Defendant  Click here for pronounciation - by Tim Bruening (28 August 2001)
An ant on trial.

Degenerate  Click here for pronounciation - by Jokemaster (26 September 2001)
A device to produce DC power.

Delegate  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (10 June 2002)
A barrier to stop unauthorised access to the delicatessen counter in a supermarket.

Dentist  Click here for pronounciation - by mark lovett (21 June 2007)
Man who fixes damage to your car.

Diners  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (25 September 2001)
A hospital assistant with artificially coloured hair.

Director  Click here for pronounciation - by Kilted Jedi (28 August 2001)
A princess' headmaster.

Discounter  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (22 December 2006)
A serving desk in a CD shop.

 

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