Acorn
- by
Art. Moger
(04 October 2001)
An oak in a nutshell.
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Antelope
- by
Stan Kegel
(28 August 2001)
Mother's sister goes to Vegas to be married.
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Baby
- by
NIck
(29 May 2003)
An infant bee by the bay.
Fucker
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Beast
- by
Cybe R. Wizard
(28 August 2001)
Why I am heading west.
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Bedbug
- by
Sandy Sibert
(30 July 2003)
A microphone in a mattress.
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Beehive
- by
Michael Driscoll
(12 June 2002)
A sting ensemble.
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Beetle
- by
anon
(28 August 2001)
A two-foot bee.
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Bison
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 September 2001)
To pay money to adopt a boy.
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Boulder
- by
Lexicon
(04 October 2001)
Less timid.
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Bovine
- by
Phil Hudson
(06 August 2001)
A crooked climbing plant.
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Buffalo
- by
Lexicon
(04 October 2001)
Two nudists greeting one another.
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Butterflies
- by
Sandy Sibert
(30 July 2003)
When a waiter trips.
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Carnation
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
Country full of automobiles.
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Carpal
- by
Lexicon
(04 October 2001)
Someone you drive to work with.
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Catepillar
- by
Richard Lederer
(12 June 2002)
A soft scratching post for a cat.
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Caterpillar
- by
Lexicon
(30 July 2003)
A soft scratching post for a kitten.
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Cattle
- by
anon
(28 August 2001)
A five-foot feline.
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Chameleon
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
An automobile worth a million.
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Chicken Coop
- by
Michael Driscoll
(12 June 2002)
Cheep Housing
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Crocus
- by
Phil Hudson
(10 June 2002)
A foul-mouthed black bird.
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Crustacean
- by
Phil Hudson
(10 June 2002)
A hard pastry product from China.
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Dinosaur
- by
Phil Hudson
(30 December 2005)
The American road-side cafe witnessed everything.
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Dolphin
- by
Jaqi Price
(05 February 2004)
A unusual protrusion that looks like a pectoral fin on action figures and/or Barbie dolls.
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Donkey
- by
Kilted Jedi
(28 August 2001)
Gets you into the godfather's house.
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Geranium
- by
mark lovet
(21 June 2007)
The cry of the flower arranger`s parachute team.
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Germinate
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
The number of bacteria cells produced in sixty seconds.
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Goldfish
- by
Stan Kegel
(28 August 2001)
Wet Pet.
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Grazing
- by
Phil Hudson
(24 August 2007)
Declaring that the current fashion trend is clothing coloured in shades between black and white.
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Groundhog
- by
Cybyl
(29 September 2001)
Pork sausage
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Herrings
- by
Stan Kegel
(29 September 2001)
Circlets of gold for her fingers.
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Hippo
- by
Phil Hudson
(09 August 2006)
Edgar-Allan's poetry remixed into upbeat rap music.
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Horizon
- by
Naughty Rose
(30 July 2003)
Call girl getting up in the morning.
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Hurricane
- by
mark lovett
(21 June 2007)
Stick that makes you walk faster.
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Hyacinth
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 March 2006)
To rent a synthesiser.
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Insect
- by
Phil Hudson
(13 June 2002)
A member of a cult.
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Jellyfish
- by
Fwoggylover
(14 June 2005)
When a shark is turned into gelatin.
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Kangaroo
- by
Anne Shank & Stan Kegel
(04 October 2001)
Spiritual advisor for metal food containers.
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Lamb
- by
Art. Moger
(04 October 2001)
An animal that gets more sheepish with age.
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Landscape
- by
Phil Hudson
(28 August 2001)
A fabric cover that keeps a field dry.
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Lobster
- by
Reuben
(29 April 2007)
A high pitcher
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Lymph
- by
mark lovett
(21 June 2007)
To run with a lisp.
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Manatee
- by
Phil Hudson
(31 July 2003)
When a guy takes a break for hot beverages.
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Millipede
- by
Cynthia MacGregor
(30 July 2003)
What Millicent did at the rest stop.
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Monkey
- by
Tim Bruening
(28 August 2001)
Primate key.
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Nectar
- by
Phil Hudson
(02 September 2001)
To wear a collar made out of tarmac.
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Nightingale
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
To stand outside in wind, at 11pm.
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Octopus
- by
mark lovett
(21 June 2007)
Eight sided cat.
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Organism
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
Music craze for church music.
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Otter
- by
Stan Kegel
(28 August 2001)
Should do.
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Parasites
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
The view one gets from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
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