Alarms
- by
Gunjan Saraf
(29 September 2001)
What an octopus is.
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Anthem
- by
anon
(13 June 2002)
Also the others.
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Atlas
- by
anon
(26 August 2001)
To be in the same location as a Scottish lady.
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Autobiography
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
A car's tale.
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Autograph
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
Diagrams of the performance of a car.
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Banner
- by
anon
(26 September 2001)
Another name for a censor.
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Bible
- by
Harry Farkas
(26 September 2001)
Purchase of a male bovine.
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Billboard
- by
anon
(29 September 2001)
To let the company group of directors pay for something that one has purchased.
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Bulletin
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 September 2001)
A metal container to store ammunition for your gun.
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Cable
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
The ball before L-ball and after J-ball
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Canopy
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
The last person did not flush the toilet.
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Cargo
- by
Phil Hudson
(16 September 2001)
Action that occurs to an automobile when the accelerator is used.
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Catalog
- by
Lederer & Ertner
(12 June 2002)
A record of your cows and bulls.
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Cauldron
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 March 2006)
A winter marathon.
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Chainsaw
- by
Phil Hudson
(13 June 2002)
Cutting-hedge technology.
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Chequebook
- by
anon
(16 September 2001)
Action taken by wise authors before sending their work to the publishers.
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Coinage
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 September 2001)
How old a currency is.
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computer
- by
Fwoggylover
(26 February 2006)
to calculate a woman
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Connector
- by
Phil Hudson
(10 June 2002)
Counterfeit honey.
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Counterfeit Money
- by
Michael Driscoll
(26 September 2001)
Pseudough.
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Crowbar
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
Where blackbirds go to pull birds.
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Device
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 August 2001)
To take an item out of a workshop clamp.
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Directory
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
To paint a clergyman's house.
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Dishwasher
- by
anon
(25 September 2001)
Metal ring that sits between a plate and food.
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Easel
- by
Phil Hudson
(13 June 2002)
To reassure everybody.
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Faucet
- by
Geoff Tibballs
(29 September 2001)
What one does when the tap won't turn on.
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Flypaper
- by
Michael Driscoll
(29 September 2001)
What kites are made of.
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Flypaper
- by
Leonard Fechtner
(12 June 2002)
An airline ticket.
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Forcefield
- by
anon
(13 June 2002)
A piece of land used for army training.
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Furnace
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
One who is great at planting small shrubs.
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Gable
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
A male bovine in a relationship with another male bovine.
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Gables
- by
Stan Kegel
(14 August 2003)
Homosexual cattle.
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Gatorade
- by
Lederer & Ertner
(12 June 2002)
When an alligator gets on welfare.
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Generator
- by
anon
(12 August 2001)
A DNA critic.
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Graffiti
- by
Michael Driscoll
(29 September 2001)
Street grime.
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Gutter
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
Another name for a butcher, or a doctor who specialises in operations.
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Hammer
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 September 2001)
The mother pig who is married to Hamper.
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Hammock
- by
J. A. Mc.
(01 September 2001)
Turkey bacon.
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Handicraft
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
A small boat that's ready to jump into.
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Hatchet
- by
Stan Kegel
(04 October 2001)
What a hen does to an egg.
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Hourglass
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
With our drink in it.
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Icicle
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
An old-fashioned grass cutting tool, also used for creating ice sculptors.
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Icicle
- by
Michael Driscoll
(26 September 2001)
A stiff upper drip.
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Infantry
- by
Michael Driscoll
(29 September 2001)
A sapling.
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Inventory
- by
anon
(26 September 2001)
The guy who formed the Conservative Party.
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Licence
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
A falsehood detector.
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Luggage
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 August 2001)
How old one's ears are.
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Merchandise
- by
anon
(02 September 2001)
One who viciously slices sales people to pieces.
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Message
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
Studying fossilised excrement to work out how old an animal is.
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Nighty
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 September 2001)
A cuppa brewed around 11pm.
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