Acupuncture
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 October 2001)
A convoy of vehicles with flat tyres.
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Adoption
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 September 2001)
To decide what should be included in a promotional campaign.
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Anatomy
- by
Lederer & Ertner
(12 June 2002)
An insect's stomach.
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Bandage
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 September 2001)
How long ago was a music group formed?
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Boobjob
- by
anon
(12 June 2002)
Tasks suitable for any idiot.
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Bottom
- by
Keith Nance
(26 September 2001)
Paid money for them.
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Carbuncle
- by
Belinda M. Paschal
(14 August 2003)
My dad's brother, who eats lots of fruits and fiber
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Carbuncle
- by
Stan Kegel
(14 August 2003)
My dad's brother, who eats lots of fruits and fiber
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Cholera
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 August 2001)
To grab a woman by the scruff of her neck.
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Coma
- by
anon
(06 August 2001)
One who grooms hair.
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Cornea
- by
anon
(29 August 2001)
A nearby field of wheat.
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Crewcut
- by
anon
(10 June 2002)
Downsizing employees on a ship.
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Criminal Mind
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 October 2001)
A bit of conman sense.
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Decay
- by
Gunjan Saraf
(29 September 2001)
De letter that comes after de J
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Dental
- by
anon
(10 June 2002)
A small hut for the vertically large.
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Diabetic
- by
Phil Hudson
(25 September 2003)
A parasite who takes a gambles on a no-hoper.
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Diet
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
The penalty for exceeding the feed limit.
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Entrails
- by
Tim Bruening
(29 August 2001)
N-shaped trails that digest food.
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Eyebrows
- by
Brandy Brandon
(04 October 2001)
What I do in a book store.
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Eyedropper
- by
International Save The Pun Foundation
(29 September 2001)
A clumsy ophthalmologist
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Flatulence
- by
pandejo estupido
(07 February 2008)
The emergency vehicle that picks you up after you have been run over by a steam roller.
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Frostbite
- by
anon
(26 September 2001)
Eating an iceberg lettuce.
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Gastric
- by
Stan Kegel
(14 August 2003)
A whoopee cushion.
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Genital
- by
anon
(12 August 2001)
An 8-foot generator.
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Hair Transplant
- by
Stacey Lewis
(29 September 2001)
Reseeding for the receding.
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Hemorrhoid
- by
Fritz Souder
(19 May 2009)
A seamstress who is a pain in the ass.
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Herpes
- by
Stan Kegel
(29 September 2001)
What your gal does when she goes to the ladies room.
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Hormones
- by
Stan Kegel
(03 October 2001)
What a prostitute does to make the customer feel she is enjoying herself.
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Hypnosis
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 September 2001)
One's mother's daughter can control one's mind.
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Impotence
- by
Dan & Paula
(04 October 2001)
Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".
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Liposuction
- by
Bree Schultz
(29 August 2001)
Letting the fat out of the bag.
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Makeup
- by
anon
(25 September 2001)
A container used for drinking during the fifth month of the year.
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Malaria
- by
Phil Hudson
(31 July 2003)
A man's genitalia.
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Maltose
- by
Phil Hudson
(31 July 2003)
The little pinkies from a small digging animal.
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Massage
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
How old is the set of weighing scales
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Migraine
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 September 2001)
Ownership of grass crops.
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Nausea
- by
Phil Hudson
(21 December 2003)
Sickening actions taken by Mike Tyson when boxing with Evander Holyfield.
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Neuro
- by
Phil Hudson
(14 August 2003)
Creating an additional line of information at the bottom of a spreadsheet.
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Operation Fee
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 October 2001)
Cutting costs.
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Ovary
- by
Cynthia MacGregor
(13 June 2002)
Any letter of the alphabet, from F up.
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Papercut
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
Stationary shortage.
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Physiology
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
The study of coke and other carbonate drinks.
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Piercing
- by
anon
(26 September 2001)
Karaoke on the seafront building.
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pillow
- by
Wingman
(13 January 2004)
what you do when you haven't paid for your Vicadin
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Spectacles
- by
anon
(26 August 2001)
Fishing equipment belonging to the optician.
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Steroid
- by
Phil Hudson
(31 July 2003)
A Cornish escalator.
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Surgery
- by
Phil Hudson
(07 July 2002)
To receive a knighthood for one's duty in court.
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Tears
- by
Merlyn Baby
(04 October 2001)
Glum drops.
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Toupee
- by
Phil Hudson
(25 September 2001)
The costs of being a barber.
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Utah
- by
Phil Hudson
(31 July 2003)
Assigning a job to a highway worker.
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