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Abundance  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (04 October 2001)
A baker's ball.

Accellerator  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (11 June 2002)
One who criticises basements.

Accord  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (04 October 2001)
A thick piece of string.

Accrue  Click here for pronounciation - by Gunjan Saraf (04 October 2001)
People who work on a ship.

Acoustic  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (13 June 2002)
The thing one uses to hit the balls in snooker or pool.

Acres  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (01 September 2001)
To say the naughty 'A' word.

Address  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (04 October 2001)
Clothing worn by women.

Adultery  Click here for pronounciation - by The Adult Dictionary (29 September 2001)
A fully grown tree.

Adventure  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (14 August 2001)
A brand new advertising campaign.

Affair  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (04 October 2001)
The price one pays for entering.

Affray  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (04 June 2002)
Occurs on the ends of a piece of string when not looked after properly.

Again  Click here for pronounciation - by Craggy (30 July 2005)
An increase.

Alibi  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (26 August 2001)
To purchase a back street.

Allah  Click here for pronounciation - by Cynthia MacGregor (31 July 2003)
The entirety, as in, "Allah the sales staff made big sales today."

Alliteration  Click here for pronounciation - by Stan Kegel (26 September 2001)
Limiting the number of kittens your cat can give birth to.

Allowance  Click here for pronounciation - by Joseph Leff (31 July 2003)
Permit mother's sisters.

Amiss  Click here for pronounciation - by Stan Kegel (30 July 2003)
An unmarried female.

Annex  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (17 August 2004)
A former partner.

anyway  Click here for pronounciation - by Wingman (13 January 2004)
Where you go when you are lost in either Nebraska or New England

Apartheid  Click here for pronounciation - by Johann von Haupkopf (30 July 2003)
A torn animal skin.

Apostrophe  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (01 September 2001)
Award handed to the Best Postman of the Year.

Armageddon  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (26 September 2001)
Redneck dialect - to obtain something, e.g. Armageddon me shotgun from that there shelf.

Armies  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (04 October 2001)
The things you have up your sleevies.

Aroma  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (04 October 2001)
One who does a lot of touring.

Arson  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (26 August 2001)
I'm his father, and my wife is his mother.

Article  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (28 August 2001)
Paintings and sculptures that makes one laugh physically.

Artistry  Click here for pronounciation - by Tim Bruening (29 September 2001)
Big plant with pretty pictures.

Ascent  Click here for pronounciation - by Stan Kegel (30 July 2003)
One-hundreth of a dollar.

Asphalt  Click here for pronounciation - by Adult Dictionary (26 September 2001)
The cause of rectal problems.

Assets  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (04 October 2001)
Build your own donkeys.

Atrophy  Click here for pronounciation - by Cybyl (29 September 2001)
Award for lack of exercise.

Attendance  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (26 September 2001)
To turn up at the ballroom.

Avail  Click here for pronounciation - by Gunjan Saraf (29 September 2001)
Piece of cloth that stops women from looking so ugly.

Awkward  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (30 December 2005)
A word only spoken by ogres.

Backwards  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (14 November 2001)
The rooms within a hospital where the Chiropractors can be found.

Bankrupsy  - by M. Rose Pierce (12 June 2002)
A fate worse than debt.

Belittle  Click here for pronounciation - by Stan Kegel (30 July 2003)
The smallest insect in the hive.

Belong  Click here for pronounciation - by Lexicon (29 September 2001)
To take your time.

Bigamy  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (04 October 2001)
The results when I take steroids.

Bigotry  Click here for pronounciation - by Lexicon (04 October 2001)
One of the Californian redwoods.

Bloomer  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (12 July 2005)
The colour of one's mother when he cannot breathe.

Blooper  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (12 July 2005)
The colour of one's father when he cannot breathe.

Bondage  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (26 August 2001)
How old one has to be to join MI5.

Bordello  Click here for pronounciation - by mark lovett (21 June 2007)
Blase greeting.

Boredom  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (02 September 2001)
Action taken to temporarily mend broken windows.

Bugaboo  Click here for pronounciation - by Lederer & Ertner (12 June 2002)
Sneaking upon and frightening an insect.

Buoyant  Click here for pronounciation - by Jason (14 November 2006)
Opposite of a girl ant.

Burden  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (02 September 2001)
The hut in which RSPB meetings are held.

Business  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (02 September 2001)
The infamous Scottish monster has a lot of work to do.

Buzzwords  Click here for pronounciation - by Leo Weiner (12 June 2002)
"To bee or not to bee."

 

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