Additives
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
A snake that has a grudge with another snake.
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Artichoke
- by
anon
(29 August 2001)
Coughing musically.
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Au Lait
- by
anon
(29 August 2001)
Cheer given at a food fight in a French cooking school.
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Baloney
- by
Geoff Tibballs
(04 October 2001)
Where some hemlines fall.
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Barbecue
- by
John D.
(26 September 2001)
Lining up to buy a teenage doll.
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Beverage
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 October 2001)
How old a beaver is.
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Bratwurst
- by
Phil Hudson
(13 June 2002)
A spoilt kid reciting poetry.
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Breakfast
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
A mechanism that is not built to last.
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Budweiser
- by
anon
(29 August 2001)
A friend who is smarter than you.
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Burger
- by
anon
(29 August 2001)
One who creates large floating blocks of ice.
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Cabbage
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 August 2001)
How long the taxi company has been running for.
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Candy
- by
anon
(29 July 2003)
The fourth tin food container, in an alphabetical order.
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Candy Bar
- by
Stan Kegel
(29 August 2001)
Sweet Treat.
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Cantaloupe
- by
Phil Hudson
(17 August 2004)
Unable to run away with a lover.
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Catered
- by
Phil Hudson
(17 August 2004)
The eleventh specimen from an alphabetically arranged collection of faeces.
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Cauliflower
- by
anon
(26 September 2001)
The ingredient to make dough for dog biscuits
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Cheese
- by
Nicholas Elias
(29 November 2002)
Exclamation of annoyance
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Chilli Con Carni
- by
Phil Hudson
(16 September 2001)
South American country's scam against a fairground worker.
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Cider
- by
anon
(29 August 2001)
Another name for a superhero's side-kick.
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Cockles
- by
Phil Hudson
(16 February 2004)
Noises made by a rooster.
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Cocktail
- by
anon
(26 September 2001)
A story about a rooster.
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Coffee
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 August 2001)
The spluttering action that takes place when looking over an expensive bill.
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Cookie
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 June 2002)
Instrument used by chefs to unlock cupboard doors.
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Crabmeat
- by
Glenn Gardner
(29 August 2001)
PMS support group.
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Cracker
- by
anon
(29 August 2001)
An automobile owned by a cocaine dealer.
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Croissant
- by
anon
(02 September 2001)
An insect that is not happy at all.
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Custard
- by
Phil Hudson
(02 September 2001)
Explicit words one says when one has just stepped into dog mess with new shoes.
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Dinner
- by
Phil Hudson
(25 September 2001)
One who creates a din.
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Doughnut
- by
anon
(29 August 2001)
A fanatical baker.
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Dumpling
- by
P. C. Swanson
(12 June 2002)
A very small, very rundown apartment.
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Edam
- by
anon
(29 August 2001)
The cheese that is 'made' backwards.
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Flan
- by
Duh Me
(29 August 2001)
Whut dem birds is doin' over yo' head.
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Fondue
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 August 2001)
One who likes one's new hair style.
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Gelatine
- by
Phil Hudson
(12 July 2005)
To style a young person's hair using gel.
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Glutamate
- by
Phil Hudson
(12 July 2005)
To stick something to a friend using adhesive.
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Goulash
- by
Phil Hudson
(14 August 2003)
Cigarette remains from a smoking ghost.
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Gravy
- by
anon
(25 June 2002)
The fifth tombstone in the alphabetical church yard.
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Gumball
- by
Art. Moger
(29 September 2001)
The first formal affair for dentists.
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Hamper
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 September 2001)
The father pig who is married to Hammer.
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Hollandaise
- by
mark lovett
(21 June 2007)
Unconscious Dutchman.
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Home Cooking
- by
Stan Kegel
(29 August 2001)
Where a man thinks his wife is.
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Humbug
- by
Lederer & Ertner
(12 June 2002)
A singing beetle.
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Ice Cream
- by
Stan Kegel
(29 August 2001)
What I do when I get hurt.
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Icing
- by
Stan Kegel
(29 August 2001)
What I do in the shower.
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Ketchup
- by
Stan Kegel
(29 August 2001)
What the runners behind in a race want to do.
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Mango
- by
Phil Hudson
(31 July 2003)
How some divorced women are created.
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Marmalade
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 August 2001)
What my papa did on the parent's honeymoon.
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Marmite
- by
Phil Hudson
(31 July 2003)
Possibility of mother doing something. E.g. marmite marmite my bread.
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Molasses
- by
Fritz Souder
(19 May 2009)
The posteriors of tiny burrowing mammals.
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Mustard
- by
Phil Hudson
(20 September 2004)
A mandatory requirement to round up sheep.
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