Unabridged
- by
Stan Kegel
(28 August 2001)
A river you have to row or wade across.
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Underage
- by
Cynthia MacGregor
(13 June 2002)
Just below the seething point of anger.
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Undercook
- by
Ken Pinkham
(13 June 2002)
Where they caught the waitress in the storeroom.
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Underfoot
- by
Ken Pinkham
(13 June 2002)
Eleven inches.
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Underground
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
A perfectly circular man-made hole in the ground that has just been filled in.
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Undermine
- by
Cynthia MacGregor
(13 June 2002)
Where the Seven Dwarfs burrowed when they wanted to be very well hidden.
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Understudy
- by
Stan Kegel
(13 June 2002)
Not prepared for the exam.
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Underwear
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
Garments that are not worn as often as they should.
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Underweight
- by
Stan Kegel
(13 June 2002)
To leave before your date arrives.
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Unfair
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
To have your entry fee reduced to nothing.
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Unicorn
- by
Tim Bruening
(28 August 2001)
One corn cob.
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Unicorn
- by
J. A. Mc.
(28 August 2001)
Harem driver's bleeped beeper
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Unicycle
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
The rotation of students every year for a university.
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Universe
- by
J. A. Mc.
(13 June 2002)
A poem with only one line.
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University
- by
anon
(06 August 2001)
A city so large that it seems as big as the Universe.
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Unleash
- by
Phil Hudson
(02 September 2001)
To lose a dog.
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Unwind
- by
Phil Hudson
(02 September 2001)
To relieve grape pressure.
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Upper Crust
- by
Stan Kegel
(28 August 2001)
A bunch of crumbs sticking together.
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Upstairs
- by
Phil Hudson
(13 June 2002)
What one does when looking at the sky for a long time.
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Urgent
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
To encourage a well-mannered man.
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Useless
- by
J. A. Mc.
(30 July 2003)
Conservation.
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Usher
- by
Scot Nelson
(28 August 2001)
One who tells you to be quiet when the show starts.
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Usually
- by
anon
(26 September 2001)
One who consistently travels through the back pathways.
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Utah
- by
Phil Hudson
(31 July 2003)
Assigning a job to a highway worker.
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