Tacking
- by
Tim Bruening
(29 August 2001)
King of tacks.
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Taking
- by
Stan Kegel
(29 August 2001)
Champion thief.
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Talking
- by
anon
(28 August 2001)
His Royal Very-Highness.
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Tarmacadam
- by
mark loett
(21 June 2007)
Thanking the very first Scotsman
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Tarpaulin
- by
anon
(26 August 2001)
To fill an old swimming pool with Tarmac.
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Tarragon
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 October 2001)
Mystic Meg has been discarded.
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Taxidermist
- by
Douglas Helsel
(30 July 2003)
A man who mounts animals.
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Tears
- by
Merlyn Baby
(04 October 2001)
Glum drops.
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Telegram
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 May 2007)
A unit of measurement used for the weight of TV sets.
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Telegraph
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 August 2001)
Charts showing TV viewing figures.
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Tendency
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
Growing eyes in one's leg muscles.
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Tender
- by
anon
(10 June 2002)
Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh.
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Tequila
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 August 2001)
One who wants technology to die.
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Terminate
- by
anon
(20 September 2004)
To choose a 4-year period from a U.S. president's reign, out of a choice of 32 years.
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The Matterhorn
- by
Lee Daniel Quinn
(04 October 2001)
A horn blown by the ancients when anything was the matter.
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Thief
- by
Stan Kegel
(28 August 2001)
Commonly a man of convictions.
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Thousands
- by
Phil Hudson
(11 June 2002)
Biblical quote, meaning 'your finely crushed sediment'.
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Thumping
- by
anon
(29 August 2001)
To flick an item with the first finger of your right hand.
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Ticking
- by
Tim Bruening
(29 August 2001)
Ruler of clocks.
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Tickle
- by
anon
(05 August 2001)
One who lazily checks every box when completing forms.
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Tidied
- by
anon
(29 August 2001)
To be bound by an agreement.
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Tiny
- by
anon
(04 June 2002)
To wrap a ribbon around a leg joint.
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Tired
- by
anon
(28 August 2001)
The method used to keep a large number of cows to keep still.
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Toaster
- by
Phil Hudson
(24 August 2007)
To mix food or drink using the digit on the end of one's foot.
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Toasting
- by
Phil Hudson
(07 July 2002)
A pain on the foot.
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Tobacco
- by
anon
(28 August 2001)
To help or support a business company.
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Tobaggan
- by
Cybe R. Wizard
(16 June 2002)
South of the border they like.
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Toffee
- by
Phil Hudson
(13 June 2002)
Payment requests for the upper class.
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Toilet
- by
Phil Hudson
(06 August 2001)
Rental of children's games.
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Token Ring
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
The ability to use the telephone with one's foot.
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Tomorrow
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 December 2003)
Instructions to paddle your boat towards mother.
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Toners
- by
Phil Hudson
(24 August 2007)
Staff at a hospital who specialises with the dgits at the end of one's foot.
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Topical
- by
Phil Hudson
(07 October 2004)
A highly-rated food, stored in vinegar.
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Tortoise
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 January 2006)
Travel games for the kids.
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Total
- by
anon
(26 September 2001)
A contraption used to help the 'Little Piggies' on the end of your feet.
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Toucan
- by
Stan Kegel
(28 August 2001)
An outhouse built for two.
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Toupee
- by
Phil Hudson
(25 September 2001)
The costs of being a barber.
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Trading
- by
anon
(02 September 2001)
A flat container used to store many bells and chimes.
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Trainee
- by
anon
(28 August 2001)
One who rests beverages on one's main leg joint.
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Transfer
- by
Phil Hudson
(24 August 2007)
Hairy animal skin that causes hypnosis.
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Transvestite
- by
Stan Kegel
(28 August 2001)
Male fraud.
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Tremendous
- by
Phil Hudson
(28 August 2001)
One who fixes damaged saplings.
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Triathlon
- by
Phil Hudson
(17 August 2004)
To sample AMD's range of computer processors.
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Trident
- by
Phil Hudson
(21 December 2003)
A group of three bumps in a car's body.
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Trooper
- by
Phil Hudson
(28 August 2001)
One's real father.
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T-Shirt
- by
anon
(16 September 2001)
The opinion made after knocking golf ball holders into your fingers.
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T-Total
- by
anon
(06 August 2001)
Counting the golf accessories.
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Tucking
- by
Tim Bruening
(29 August 2001)
King of putting people in bed.
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Tudor
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 August 2001)
Entrance and exit specifications for most small cars.
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Tuna Fish
- by
Tim Bruening
(28 August 2001)
A fish used to tune musical instruments.
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Tuner
- by
Reuben
(29 April 2007)
A fishy-smelling scale tester
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Tunic
- by
anon
(30 December 2005)
To cut one's self accidentially with a razor.
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Tutor
- by
Phil Hudson
(28 August 2001)
One who plays a brass or woodwind instrument.
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Tutoring
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 August 2001)
A couple who are away on a camping holiday in several locations.
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Twins
- by
Beckie Shiles
(13 June 2002)
Buy one, get one free.
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Twirly
- by
Phil Hudson
(25 September 2001)
One who arrives somewhere a long time before one was supposed to.
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