Safety
- by
Phil Hudson
(28 August 2001)
A cuppa brewed in a germ-free environment.
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Sage
- by
Cynthia MacGregor
(26 September 2001)
A wise herb.
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Sailor
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
A command often followed by someone saying "Law"
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Salamander
- by
pipsqueeek
(14 June 2005)
The sale of a male to a female.
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Salty
- by
anon
(12 July 2005)
Hot beverage for one's inner self.
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Sandwich
- by
Phil Hudson
(02 September 2001)
The wicked woman of the Sahara Desert.
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Satin
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
The state of an occupied chair.
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Satire
- by
Phil Hudson
(06 August 2001)
Positioned in a chair, above everyone else.
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Saxophone
- by
Fish skeletons
(19 July 2005)
a seductive telephone
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Scabbard
- by
Stan Kegel
(04 October 2001)
A non-union poet.
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Scampi
- by
anon
(26 September 2001)
A disqualified entry for the Pod Vegetable competition, by means of fraud.
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Scarpers
- by
Phil Hudson
(12 July 2005)
A handbag when used as a weapon, leaves a skin-deep cut.
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Sceptre
- by
mark lovett
(21 June 2007)
She`s not included.
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Scintillate
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
To break the Ten Commandments until 11pm.
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Scoreboard
- by
Mike Record
(23 September 2002)
A large board that keeps track of how many women you've slept with.
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Scramble
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 August 2001)
Command to tell a male bovine to go away.
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Screenshot
- by
Phil Hudson
(13 June 2002)
Trigger-happy TV.
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Screwdriver
- by
Phil Hudson
(10 June 2002)
A sexual relationship with a chauffeur.
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Scrutiny
- by
Phil Hudson
(24 August 2007)
To bolt an item to the middle of your leg.
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Scum
- by
mark lvett
(21 June 2007)
It has arrived.
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Seagull
- by
Tim Bruening
(28 August 2001)
C-shaped gull.
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Seahorse
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
One with a soar throat from the result of drinking sea water.
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Sealant
- by
Phil Hudson
(02 September 2001)
To trap insects in an airtight container.
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Seaweed
- by
anon
(13 June 2002)
The first step in ridding the garden of unwanted, pesky plants.
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Secure
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
Getting rid of illnesses by remedies from the beach.
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Seduce
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
To watch tennis with the score at 40-40.
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Seedy
- by
Phil Hudson
(10 June 2002)
Storage media commonly used for pornographic material.
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Seesaw
- by
Tim Bruening
(26 September 2001)
Tool used by Moses to cut a passage through the Red Sea.
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Selected
- by
Sneha
(24 August 2005)
What happens to you at university when you decide to study Oceanography
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Selfish
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
What a fishmonger does.
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Sell By Date
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
A one-night stand with a sailor.
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Semantics
- by
Phil Hudson
(31 July 2003)
Tomfoolery caused by tailors.
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Senile
- by
Tim Bruening
(13 June 2002)
What elderly tourists do in Egypt.
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Sensation
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
To detect if one is from the Far East.
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Sequel
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 March 2006)
To look for a barrier made out of bricks.
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Sequestrate
- by
Kim Soriano
(13 June 2002)
What the cruise trip will cost.
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Serology
- by
Stan Kegel
(13 June 2002)
Study Of Knighthood.
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Servers
- by
Phil Hudson
(31 July 2003)
A Bard Knight.
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Service
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
To hand out frozen water.
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Settee
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 October 2001)
To place the golf ball holder into the grass.
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Shakey
- by
Robert E. Lewis
(13 June 2002)
The key to the seismograph room.
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Shampoo
- by
Phil Hudson
(07 October 2004)
A joke faeces - often found in joke shops.
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Shamrock
- by
J. A. Mc.
(04 October 2001)
A papier-mâché boulder.
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Shareware
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
Garments used by more than one person.
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Shebang
- by
Brandy Brandon
(29 September 2001)
Ladies rifle range.
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Sheffield
- by
Phil Hudson
(25 September 2001)
Where cooks go for their camping holidays.
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Shortcut
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
To get a skinhead from a visit to the barbers.
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Showoff
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 September 2001)
The performance has been cancelled.
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Signpost
- by
anon
(12 August 2001)
Action taken when mail arrives using Recorded Delivery.
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Silica
- by
Phil Hudson
(12 June 2002)
An automobile that looks daft.
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Silicon
- by
Phil Hudson
(12 June 2002)
A bumbling criminal.
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Silky
- by
Phil Hudson
(13 June 2002)
A locking tool located on the edge of a window pane.
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Silo
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
The noise made by one with a deep voice when one is fed up.
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Sing A Long
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
A seven-foot soprano lying on the floor.
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Skanky
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
A card used for card swiping device, used to open doors.
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Skimpy
- by
anon
(28 August 2001)
To throw a pod vegetable across water.
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Slacking
- by
Stan Kegel
(13 June 2002)
A top tailor.
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Slippery
- by
mark lovett
(21 June 2007)
Like a slipper.
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Slovak
- by
Phil Hudson
(09 September 2007)
A hoover that takes a long time to clean a room.
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Smallprint
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 August 2001)
Inkjet device for a palm pilot.
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Smile
- by
Phun Tymes
(29 August 2001)
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
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Smiles
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 October 2001)
Possibly the longest word in the dictionary, because there's a mile in-between the beginning and the end.
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Soapy
- by
anon
(28 August 2001)
A lavatory for tailors.
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Soccer
- by
anon
(26 August 2001)
Providing footwear for the lady.
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Socialise
- by
Damear A. Dadabayev
(29 September 2001)
So why doesn't she tell the truth?
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Socket
- by
Phil Hudson
(16 September 2001)
Action taken to keep a foot warm.
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Soduim
- by
Phil Hudson
(20 July 2007)
What a tailor would do in order to embroider a monogram for David Morris.
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Solace
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
An expert of one's inner self.
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Solo
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 October 2001)
Extremely close to the ground.
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Solvent
- by
Stan Kegel
(13 June 2002)
A hole in the bottom of a shoe.
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Somersault
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 October 2001)
To tackle a maths problem.
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Somersault
- by
Madison
(17 August 2004)
A food seasoner used in the summer.
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Soothing
- by
Phil Hudson
(02 September 2001)
To attempt to claim compensation from an inanimate object.
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Sorceror
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
Computer programming wizard with problems in their program code.
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Space Bar
- by
anon
(05 August 2001)
The key on the keyboard that occupies the most space.
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Space Bar
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 August 2001)
A drinking establishment for astronauts.
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Specialise
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
Used for uniquely superb vision.
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Specialist
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
An index that means a lot to the owner or compiler.
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Spectacles
- by
anon
(26 August 2001)
Fishing equipment belonging to the optician.
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Speedboat
- by
Phil Hudson
(02 September 2001)
A drug shipment by sea.
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Spicy
- by
anon
(02 September 2001)
MI5's third-choice employee - comes after Spy A and Spy B.
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Spider
- by
anon
(16 September 2001)
One who was keeping watch on a particular woman
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Spokesman
- by
Stan Kegel
(13 June 2002)
A person who repairs bicycle wheels.
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Spokesperson
- by
Tim Bruening
(28 August 2001)
One who repairs bicycle wheels.
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Spookey
- by
Robert E. Lewis
(13 June 2002)
The key to the CIA headquarters.
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Square Root
- by
Fwoggylover
(14 June 2005)
A cubic carrot
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Stalemate
- by
Tony Th.
(13 June 2002)
An ex-husband.
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Stampede
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
To have urinated in a post office.
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Static
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 August 2001)
An insect that is just a number.
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Statue
- by
anon
(06 August 2001)
The results found on your Census form.
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Sterile
- by
anon
(28 August 2001)
One who keeps an eye along the rows of products in a shop.
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Steroid
- by
Phil Hudson
(31 July 2003)
A Cornish escalator.
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Stirrup
- by
Kegel Archives
(29 September 2001)
What one does with cake batter.
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Stoop
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 August 2001)
Stew mixed with soup.
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Stormy
- by
Phil Hudson
(28 August 2001)
To put one inside a cupboard or wardrobe for safe-keeping.
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Streaking
- by
Tim Bruening
(29 August 2001)
Naked running king.
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Stubble
- by
anon
(24 July 2005)
To accidentally kick all of one's toes to the floor.
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Student
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 May 2007)
An indentation found on a casserole dish.
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Study
- by
Keith Nance
(01 September 2001)
Very manly.
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Stupidity
- by
anon
(02 September 2001)
A really dumb jingle.
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Subdue
- by
Phil Hudson
(25 September 2001)
The underwater transport should be here by now.
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Submission
- by
Tim Bruening
(04 October 2001)
A religious organisation under water.
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Substance
- by
anon
(25 September 2001)
How one should stand when travelling in an underwater craft.
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Suffering
- by
Jay Christie
(04 October 2001)
A wedding band.
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Suffocation
- by
Phil Hudson
(13 June 2002)
One whose mother was born in Shanghai and whose father was born in Ipswich.
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Suggest
- by
Phil Hudson
(17 August 2004)
A knight and court clown in one.
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Suicide
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 August 2001)
Expression - to claim compensation from a guy's rear end.
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Suicide
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 August 2001)
Moving from depressed to deep-rest.
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Sulphur
- by
anon
(25 September 2001)
Fluff that can be found on the bottom of one's shoes.
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Sultan
- by
Phil Hudson
(25 September 2001)
Your inner self after a holiday in the sun.
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Sunday
- by
Phil Hudson
(16 September 2001)
The day of the week I scream for.
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Sundry
- by
Tim Bruening
(29 September 2001)
How clotheslines work.
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Superglue
- by
Phil Hudson
(25 October 2001)
Used to keep supermodels together.
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Supersedes
- by
Robert Meyers
(26 September 2001)
What you need to grow very powerful plants.
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Surgery
- by
Phil Hudson
(07 July 2002)
To receive a knighthood for one's duty in court.
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Surprise
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 August 2001)
Knighted for hosting quiz shows.
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Surprising
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 August 2001)
A karaoke competition held without notice.
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Surreal
- by
Phil Hudson
(28 August 2001)
One who is knighted for fishing.
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Surround
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 August 2001)
Knighted for inventing circles.
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Syntax
- by
Douglas Helsel
(13 June 2002)
All the money collected at the church from sinners.
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Systematic
- by
Phil Hudson
(25 October 2001)
The loft where old computers are stored.
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