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Racecar  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (01 October 2001)
A burn mark on one's skin after sitting in the sun for too long.

Racecourse  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (29 September 2001)
To play a round of golf in less than five minutes.

Racist  Click here for pronounciation - by Stan Kegel (28 August 2001)
One who worships the Daytona 500.

Racket  Click here for pronounciation - by Stan Kegel (13 June 2002)
What you do before the break in pool or snooker.

Racketeering  Click here for pronounciation - by Maxine in Ri (29 September 2001)
The radio your teenager hangs from their ear.

Racketeering  Click here for pronounciation - by J. A. Mc. (29 September 2001)
What the Godfather wears on his pinkie.

Radioactive  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (04 June 2002)
To constantly listen to music and chat on long-wave.

Radon  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (13 June 2002)
A location that is victim to burgulary.

Raincoat  - by Robert Meyers (13 June 2002)
Thunderware

Rampage  Click here for pronounciation - by Stan Kegel (13 June 2002)
Section of an encyclopedia about male sheep.

Rampage  Click here for pronounciation - by Jack T (31 January 2006)
era of the inclined plane

Rampart  Click here for pronounciation - by Ken Pinkham (13 June 2002)
What the Greek Restaurant served wrapped in grape leaves.

Ranging  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (01 September 2001)
The precipitation of alcoholic spirits.

Ransack  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (31 July 2003)
A hurdle holdall.

Rapscallion  Click here for pronounciation - by Ken Pinkham (30 July 2003)
An onion that's into Hip Hop.

Rapturous  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (10 December 2009)
Fast rhyming lyrics sang directly to a group of listeners.

Rationally  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (01 September 2001)
A back-passageway in a war-torn town where food can be purchased.

Raven  Click here for pronounciation - by Stan Kegel (14 August 2003)
Enthusiastic praising of a book or movie.

Realise  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (04 October 2001)
Non-synthetic vision organs.

Realistic  Click here for pronounciation - by Gary Hallock (13 June 2002)
A parasite who has accepted the fact that robots have no blood.

Reapply  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (16 September 2001)
The plywood is located around the back of the house.

Rebate  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (29 August 2001)
To go fishing again.

Rebels  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (01 September 2001)
Replacing the door chime.

Rebus  Click here for pronounciation - by Jon D. (13 June 2002)
To get back on a coach.

Recluse  Click here for pronounciation - by J. A. Mc. (28 August 2001)
Second examination of the crime scene.

Recoil  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (29 September 2001)
Smells of fuel.

Records  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (05 August 2001)
Replacing worn strings or ropes.

Recycle  Click here for pronounciation - by Merlyn Baby (04 October 2001)
Be a veteran of the Tour de France.

Reduce  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (13 June 2002)
To lose the advantage in tennis, thus making the score 40-40 again.

Refined  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (29 September 2001)
One who is asked to pay for another miner offence.

Refuse  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (01 September 2001)
To replace a fuse after it had blown.

Relationship  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (01 September 2001)
A family reunion held on a large boat.

Release  Click here for pronounciation - by Merlyn Baby (04 October 2001)
To stay in the same apartment.

Reliant  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (25 June 2002)
An insect you can depend on.

Relief  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (04 October 2001)
What trees do every spring time.

Religion  - by Stan Moger (04 October 2001)
Insurance in this world against a fire in the next.

Remiss  Click here for pronounciation - by Harry Farkas (29 September 2001)
A divorced female.

Remit  Click here for pronounciation - by Jim Garner (13 June 2002)
Split into stacks of five-hundreds.

Repeat  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (01 September 2001)
To lay the compost again.

Replay  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (29 September 2001)
The holiday salesperson falls to sleep.

Replies  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (02 September 2001)
To collect false stories.

Report  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (25 September 2001)
To park a ship back to where it was found.

Reporter  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (26 September 2001)
A baggage attendant who lost their job, but got it back again.

Represent  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (01 September 2001)
Being bitter against the holiday tour operator.

Request  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (06 August 2001)
To go on a mystical or magical journey, once again.

Require  Click here for pronounciation - by Stan Kegel (29 September 2001)
To form a new singing group for the church.

Reserve  Click here for pronounciation - by Merlyn Baby (04 October 2001)
To offer second helpings.

Resign  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (29 September 2001)
To replace an advertising billboard.

Resource  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (01 September 2001)
To type out the computer program again

Restaurant  - by Stan Kegel (13 June 2002)
Where people are happy when they are fed up.

Restore  Click here for pronounciation - by Mervyn Baby (04 October 2001)
To stick it back into the closet.

Rethink  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (24 August 2007)
Fluid used to write condolence messages attached to the round floral arrangements often found at funerals.

Retire  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (16 September 2001)
To change the wheel on a car.

Revealing  Click here for pronounciation - by Glenn Gardner (28 August 2001)
Cloning Bessie.

Reverse  Click here for pronounciation - by Stan Kegel (14 August 2003)
To revise a poem.

Rhumba  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (13 June 2002)
A club that only sells Bacardi.

Ribbon  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (26 August 2001)
Bread rolls to compliment a prime rib.

Ridiculous  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (13 June 2002)
To remove the fridge freezers from one's home.

Rifle  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (29 August 2001)
One who creates crop circles in a field of rye, as a joke.

Roaster  Click here for pronounciation - by Kim Soriano (13 June 2002)
The guy who is making the boat move.

Robotics  Click here for pronounciation - by Gary Hallock (13 June 2002)
Android parasites.

Rocket  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (22 December 2006)
What one would do with a cradle to make a baby fall asleep.

Romantic  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (28 August 2001)
A small insect from the capital of Italy.

Rooster  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (26 September 2001)
A young kangaroo in Hollywood.

Roper  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (28 August 2001)
One's father who is in control of the boat.

Roughage  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (07 July 2002)
Taking a wild guess into how old someone is.

Routine  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (04 March 2006)
A young kangaroo aged between 13-19 years old.

Rowboats  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (01 September 2001)
A robe made out of oats.

Rugby  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (05 August 2001)
The spare carpet, as opposed to Rug A.

Rummage  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (18 June 2006)
How old the bottle of Bacardi is.

Runaway  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (04 October 2001)
The track around an Olympic stadium.

Russia  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (04 June 2002)
One who is always in a hurry.

Rustic  Click here for pronounciation - by Tim Bruening (28 August 2001)
Blood-sucking insect which oxidises iron.

 

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