Padding
- by
anon
(26 September 2001)
A doorbell for a small room or apartment.
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Palm Sunday
- by
anon
(26 August 2001)
Small ice cream desert that is served in one's hand.
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Pandemonium
- by
mark lovett
(21 June 2007)
Black and white musical instrument.
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Panic
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
To steal cookware.
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Panicking
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
His Royal Highness is worryingly anxious
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Pantry
- by
Phil Hudson
(06 August 2001)
Large plant that is used to produce cookware.
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Papercut
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
Stationary shortage.
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Parable
- by
Stan Kegel
(13 June 2002)
Two male oxen.
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Parachute
- by
anon
(01 October 2001)
Car horns sounding in French capital.
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Parade
- by
Craggy
(30 July 2005)
Help for father.
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Paradox
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
Two people with PhD's.
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Paradox
- by
Fwoggylover
(27 June 2005)
Two places where you park boats.
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Paradox
- by
Willy Chee
(29 September 2006)
Brace of German weiner dogs
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Paradymes
- by
Phil Hudson
(07 October 2004)
A matching set of two U.S. coins.
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Paraffin
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 August 2001)
The National Skydiving Club of Finland.
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Paranoid
- by
Brandy Brandon
(04 October 2001)
An irritated couple.
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Paranoid
- by
Phil Hudson
(30 November 2003)
Dad is peeved about something...
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Parasites
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
The view one gets from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
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Pardon
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 September 2001)
The score for a Mafia leader to aim for, when playing golf.
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Parental
- by
Phil Hudson
(28 September 2005)
How DVD hiring is charged at most video shops.
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Parenting
- by
Phil Hudson
(10 December 2009)
A couple of criticising people.
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Parking
- by
Stan Kegel
(29 August 2001)
Top golfer at the country club.
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Parole
- by
Phil Hudson
(13 June 2002)
How toilet paper is purchased at some stores.
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Parsnips
- by
Phil Hudson
(24 July 2005)
Father cuts.
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Particle
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 October 2001)
To phone people for a birthday bash.
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Passage
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
Not answering the Date of Birth question on an application form.
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Passport
- by
anon
(10 June 2002)
What one does by driving through the docks.
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Passport
- by
Phil Hudson
(10 June 2002)
To refuse an offer for a drink of wine.
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Pasteurise
- by
Stan Kegel
(13 June 2002)
Something moving across one's line of vision.
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Pastry
- by
anon
(29 September 2001)
To give money to a single sapling.
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Pastry
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 January 2006)
Trees that produce a sticky substance used for wallpaper.
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Patent
- by
Phil Hudson
(13 June 2002)
The method used for purchasing campsite accommodation.
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Patient
- by
Phil Hudson
(16 February 2004)
One who receives money after smashing their car into the back of another car.
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Pausing
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
People with no money in song contest.
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Pecan
- by
Stan Kegel
(14 August 2003)
A bedpan.
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Pecking
- by
Tim Bruening
(29 August 2001)
King of birds.
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Pedantic
- by
Tim Bruening
(28 August 2001)
A boring tic.
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Pedantics
- by
Phil Hudson
(28 August 2001)
A new couple's tale of the mischief they have been up to so far.
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Peeking
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 August 2001)
Occurs before a royal flush.
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Peer
- by
Fritz Souder
(21 May 2009)
A person taking a leak.
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Peking
- by
Tim Bruening
(13 June 2002)
Ruler of toilets.
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Pencil
- by
Phil Hudson
(16 September 2001)
To store writing instruments in an airtight container.
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Pendant
- by
Phil Hudson
(18 June 2002)
An insect captured inside a prison cell.
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Pensioner
- by
Cynthia MacGregor
(30 July 2003)
One who prefers writing in pencil.
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Perch
- by
Reuben
(29 April 2007)
A fishy resting spot for birds
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Perforating
- by
Phil Hudson
(18 June 2006)
How cats would win points in a cat show by making a noise of contentment.
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Peripherals
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 December 2003)
Instruction sheet provided with each individual cannabis joint.
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Persevere
- by
Phil Hudson
(24 August 2007)
A very serious sound of contentment from a cat.
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Persona
- by
Phil Hudson
(30 December 2005)
One who is in legal possession of a small women's handbag.
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Perspex
- by
anon
(26 August 2001)
A woman's handbag attacked by a flock of birds.
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Persuade
- by
P. C. Swanson
(29 September 2001)
Soft leather used to make handbags.
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Persuader
- by
Phil Hudson
(11 June 2002)
One who searches their handbag with intention.
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Perverse
- by
Phil Hudson
(25 June 2002)
How songwriters often write their lyrics.
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Perversion
- by
Phil Hudson
(25 June 2002)
How single stages of software evolution is often measured.
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Pesticide
- by
Ray Hand
(04 October 2001)
Killing of telemarketers and noisy children.
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Petal
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
A domesticated giraffe.
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Pharmacist
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
One who helps out on the field.
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Pharmacy
- by
Phil Hudson
(23 June 2002)
How a free-range fish breeder carries out their job.
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Philosophy
- by
Phil Hudson
(28 August 2001)
A suspicious thread for cleaning teeth.
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Phoney
- by
anon
(02 September 2001)
The telephone that can be found on the end of Line 5.
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Physiology
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
The study of coke and other carbonate drinks.
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Pianist
- by
Keith Martin
(28 August 2001)
The one who drank the most beer.
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Picnic
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
To steal paintings and sketches.
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Pictured
- by
anon
(02 September 2001)
To identify droppings from an animal.
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Pie
- by
Fwoggylover
(16 June 2005)
Tthe ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter.
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Piercing
- by
anon
(26 September 2001)
Karaoke on the seafront building.
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Pilfer
- by
anon
(29 September 2001)
The layer of mould often found on outdated medicine tablets.
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Pillage
- by
J. A. Mc.
(13 June 2002)
Out of date medicine.
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Pillow
- by
Phil Hudson
(07 July 2002)
To be paid back in tablets.
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pillow
- by
Wingman
(13 January 2004)
what you do when you haven't paid for your Vicadin
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Pilots
- by
Leo Weiner
(13 June 2002)
Just plane folks.
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Pincer
- by
Phil Hudson
(25 July 2005)
How to defeat a knight in a wrestling match.
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Pioneer
- by
Phil Hudson
(07 July 2002)
A custard meringue being thrown to the side of one's face.
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Pirate
- by
Phil Hudson
(31 July 2003)
Dough for dough.
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Pisces
- by
Phil Hudson
(07 July 2002)
To have a pastry in your sight.
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Pistachio
- by
Mark Sisley
(29 August 2004)
Adj. Used to describe one's disgust towards another person.
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Pistol
- by
Phil Hudson
(31 July 2003)
To urinate everything.
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Piston
- by
Anne Shank
(29 September 2001)
Ill-treated.
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Plaintiff
- by
Phil Hudson
(20 July 2007)
To have an airborne argument.
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Plankton
- by
Jay Christie
(04 October 2001)
About 2000 pounds of lumber.
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Plaque
- by
anon
(29 September 2001)
The prize given for Dentist of the Year.
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Playpen
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
Stationary for the kids.
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Pliers
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
A group of people who work with plywood.
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Plummet
- by
anon
(20 July 2007)
To have consumed a plum.
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Pointless
- by
Phil Hudson
(25 September 2001)
A rule of etiquette. It is considered rude to point.
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Pointless
- by
anon
(13 June 2002)
A football match ending nil-nil.
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Pokemon
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 August 2001)
A male Jamaican card shark.
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Poking
- by
Tim Bruening
(29 August 2001)
King of sharp objects.
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Polarise
- by
Gunjan Saraf
(04 October 2001)
What penguins see with.
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Political
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 September 2001)
One who is trying to make parrots laugh.
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Pollination
- by
Chris Wood
(08 July 2003)
Floral Sex
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Pollute
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
Money made in Warsaw.
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Polygon
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
The parrot flew away.
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Polynesia
- by
mark lovett
(21 June 2007)
Forgetful parrot.
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Polynomial
- by
Cynthia MacGregor
(31 July 2003)
Don't feed the parrot.
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Pop Tarts
- by
Gary Hallock
(13 June 2002)
Daddy's girlfriends.
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Porky
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 September 2001)
A low budget locking device.
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Portable
- by
Phil Hudson
(20 July 2007)
A lousy desk.
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Portaloo
- by
Phil Hudson
(20 July 2007)
Where baggage handlers answer calls of nature.
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Portly
- by
mark lovett
(21 June 2007)
Shaped like a port.
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Portrait
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 October 2001)
The fee for the bottle of wine.
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Possible
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 August 2001)
An evening dance held by your gang.
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Post Office
- by
anon
(12 August 2001)
The room that used to mean business.
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Postage
- by
Stan Kegel
(04 October 2001)
Length of time between sending an e-mail and its delivery
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Postbox
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
The state of the cardboard container after being crushed.
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Postman
- by
anon
(28 August 2001)
The woman after a sex change operation.
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Poultry
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 August 2001)
A tree found in Poland.
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Praise
- by
Geoff Tibballs
(29 September 2001)
Letting off esteem.
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Predator
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
Dangerous Information.
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Present
- by
anon
(17 September 2001)
A delivery that has been completed before it even began.
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Presenter
- by
Phil Hudson
(25 September 2001)
Action performed on a computer keyboard, usually to start typing a new line.
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Pressing
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
Karaoke event held for paparazzi.
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Primate
- by
E4Fun
(13 June 2002)
Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
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Principal
- by
J. A. Mc.
(28 August 2001)
Friend of the Duke of Wales.
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Probate
- by
anon
(12 July 2005)
In favour of fishing using maggots.
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Problematic
- by
Phil Hudson
(11 June 2002)
The roof of all problems.
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Procedure
- by
Phil Hudson
(13 June 2002)
One who is good a growing plants in a garden.
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Proceeding
- by
Phil Hudson
(13 June 2002)
Top quality gardening in action.
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Proceeds
- by
Phil Hudson
(13 June 2002)
How top gardeners grow top flowers.
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Produce
- by
anon
(13 June 2002)
One who likes watching a close tennis game at 40-40.
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Product
- by
anon
(26 September 2001)
A poke in the eye to make one cry.
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Product
- by
Cynthia MacGregor
(31 July 2003)
In favour of the male tendency to use tape to fix everything.
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Professor
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
One who talks in someone else's sleep.
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Profile
- by
anon
(12 July 2005)
One who favours archiving documents in cabinets.
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Programmer
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 October 2001)
A supporter for good spelling.
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Progress
- by
J. A. Mc.
(13 June 2002)
Anti-pavement.
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Prolapse
- by
Joseph Harris
(13 June 2002)
I love those dancers.
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Prologue
- by
Phil Hudson
(03 July 2002)
A fallen tree, regarded as an expert in its field.
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Promise
- by
Phil Hudson
(12 July 2005)
Did not show up for the summer ball.
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Promote
- by
anon
(13 June 2002)
In favour of surrounding houses with a stream of water.
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Promotion
- by
Phil Hudson
(25 June 2002)
A movement for movement.
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Propaganda
- by
Phil Hudson
(25 June 2002)
To offer support for an unevenly-balanced male goose.
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Propagate
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 August 2001)
A truly well-built open and close barrier.
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Propane
- by
Tim Bruening
(29 September 2001)
In favour of torture.
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Property
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
A cuppa brewed to fully satisfy.
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Proportion
- by
Phil Hudson
(12 July 2005)
One who favours serving meals in equal amount for all.
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Propose
- by
Stan Kegel
(14 August 2003)
Stance taken by a model during a photo shoot.
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Protein
- by
Art. Moger
(26 September 2001)
An advocate of teenagers rights.
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Protestant
- by
Phil Hudson
(13 June 2002)
A demonstrating insect.
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Protester
- by
Phil Hudson
(28 August 2001)
A superb examiner.
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Psychologist
- by
Bob Rybinski
(28 August 2001)
One who understands how to use the crazy bike.
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Psychopath
- by
Tim Bruening
(28 August 2001)
A road for crazy bikes.
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Psychosis
- by
J. A. Mc.
(13 June 2002)
One's crazy female sibling.
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Publicise
- by
Phil Hudson
(16 September 2001)
To change the amount of money paid for renting a public house.
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Puking
- by
anon
(26 September 2001)
A throne for his Royal Highness.
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Punctuation
- by
Robert Meyers
(13 June 2002)
Comma Sense.
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Punish
- by
Phil Hudson
(28 August 2001)
A slight play on words.
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Punk Rock
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 August 2001)
A crocodile's play on words.
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Punk Rocker
- by
J. A. Mc.
(28 August 2001)
A poor gold mining tool.
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pupil
- by
Fwoggylover
(05 July 2005)
A smelly capsule.
|
Puppy
- by
Trevor Mytton
(13 June 2002)
Young dog's urine.
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purple
- by
Fwoggylover
(14 June 2005)
A happy feline friend.
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Pursuit
- by
Phil Hudson
(30 December 2005)
A formal outfit consisting of jacket and trousers, made out of cat fur.
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Python
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 January 2006)
Skimpy undergarment worn by bakers.
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