Macadam
- by
mark lovett
(21 June 2007)
The very first Scotsman.
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Magnet
- by
J. A. Mc.
(04 October 2001)
What one uses to catch a runaway Mag-Lev train.
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Maisonette
- by
Phil Hudson
(31 July 2003)
A puzzling network of pathways found on the Information Superhighway.
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Makeup
- by
anon
(25 September 2001)
A container used for drinking during the fifth month of the year.
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Making
- by
Stan Kegel
(29 August 2001)
Fifth month ruler.
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Malaria
- by
Phil Hudson
(31 July 2003)
A man's genitalia.
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Malfunction
- by
Phil Hudson
(12 August 2001)
A special event that happens in a shopping centre.
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Maltese
- by
Phil Hudson
(31 July 2003)
To poke fun at a small digging animal.
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Maltose
- by
Phil Hudson
(31 July 2003)
The little pinkies from a small digging animal.
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Malty
- by
Phil Hudson
(07 October 2004)
Warm beverage as consumed by small digging mammals.
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Manatee
- by
Phil Hudson
(31 July 2003)
When a guy takes a break for hot beverages.
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Mandarin
- by
Phil Hudson
(07 October 2004)
A male grown-up, challenging someone else to do something dangerous.
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Mandate
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
A girl agreeing to meet an older guy.
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Mango
- by
Phil Hudson
(31 July 2003)
How some divorced women are created.
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Mania
- by
Phil Hudson
(07 October 2004)
A common thought on the 30th of April.
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Manicures
- by
anon
(07 October 2004)
Feminine underwear worn by men.
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Mankey
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 September 2001)
Used for unlocking the gents toilets.
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Manners
- by
Phil Hudson
(16 September 2001)
A male nurse.
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Manoeuvres
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
Task of a male janitor.
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Marching
- by
anon
(04 June 2002)
The facial feature found on the end of mother's face.
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Maritime
- by
Cynthia MacGregor
(26 September 2001)
June for many couples.
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Marmalade
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 August 2001)
What my papa did on the parent's honeymoon.
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Marmite
- by
Phil Hudson
(31 July 2003)
Possibility of mother doing something. E.g. marmite marmite my bread.
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Marriage
- by
anon
(29 September 2001)
Matter of wife and debt.
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Marriage
- by
Phun Tymes
(04 October 2001)
An arrangement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.
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Marshall
- by
Phil Hudson
(31 July 2003)
Mother's large scarf.
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Massacre
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 October 2001)
To worship on a large piece of land.
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Massage
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
How old is the set of weighing scales
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Massage Parlour
- by
Leonard Fechtner
(04 October 2001)
A place where people knead people.
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Massive
- by
Phil Hudson
(23 June 2002)
A perforated kitchen utensil used to create holy bread.
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Master
- by
Phil Hudson
(31 July 2003)
When mother mixes food with a spoon.
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Matador
- by
anon
(26 September 2001)
One who is really fond of rugs and carpets.
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Matrix
- by
Phil Hudson
(31 July 2003)
April Fools Day, a month late.
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Matron
- by
Phil Hudson
(31 July 2003)
A good friend goes for a sprint.
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Menswear
- by
Phil Hudson
(09 December 2003)
Foul-mouthed Fellows.
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Merchandise
- by
anon
(02 September 2001)
One who viciously slices sales people to pieces.
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Message
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
Studying fossilised excrement to work out how old an animal is.
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Microwave
- by
Lederer & Ertner
(13 June 2002)
What an amoeba surfs on.
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Microwaves
- by
Stan Kegel
(29 August 2001)
Poor surfing conditions.
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Microwaves
- by
Cybe R. Wizard
(16 June 2002)
Bye, bye, blackbird
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Migraine
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 September 2001)
Ownership of grass crops.
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Migrate
- by
Phil Hudson
(31 July 2003)
Opposite of "My Bad".
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Millennia
- by
Phil Hudson
(31 July 2003)
The process of producing flour is happening, not far from this location.
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Millipede
- by
Cynthia MacGregor
(30 July 2003)
What Millicent did at the rest stop.
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Minerals
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
A small instruction manual.
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Miners
- by
anon
(28 August 2001)
One's private carer or doctor.
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Minimal
- by
Phil Hudson
(13 June 2002)
Being cut and scratched by a small rodent.
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Minimalist
- by
Phil Hudson
(13 June 2002)
A piece of paper containing a small selection of items to purchase from the shopping centre.
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Minimum
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
A very small mother.
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Minister
- by
Stan Kegel
(28 August 2001)
To use a small mixing spoon.
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Ministers
- by
anon
(26 August 2001)
A staircase inside a dolls house.
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Minus
- by
anon
(29 August 2001)
To grant permission to dig in one's garden to find oil or gold.
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Minuscule
- by
Stan Kegel
(28 August 2001)
Head Start, or Kindergarten.
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Minutes
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
Can be found on me head.
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Mischief
- by
Phil Hudson
(25 September 2001)
An unmarried woman who is in charge of the police force or fire brigade.
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Miscue
- by
Phil Hudson
(12 July 2005)
The result from purchasing a ticket in advance.
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Miser
- by
Geoff Tibballs
(26 September 2001)
One who lets the world go buy.
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Mislay
- by
Phil Hudson
(12 July 2005)
Declairing ownership of a toboggan.
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Mistake
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 September 2001)
Eaten with me chips.
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Mistress
- by
anon
(28 August 2001)
Avoiding situations that could build up one's temper.
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Mistress
- by
alf cohen
(09 March 2006)
Somewhere between a mister and a mattress.
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Mockery
- by
Tom Foxall
(23 February 2006)
Ornamental collection of Native American footwear
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Mohawk
- by
anon
(24 July 2005)
A bird of prey that likes to cut the grass.
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Molasses
- by
Fritz Souder
(19 May 2009)
The posteriors of tiny burrowing mammals.
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Monkey
- by
Tim Bruening
(28 August 2001)
Primate key.
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Monopoly
- by
Brandy Brandon
(26 September 2001)
One parrot.
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Moon
- by
Art. Moger
(04 October 2001)
A sky light.
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Moraine
- by
Ray Hand
(26 September 2001)
Typical weather forecast.
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Morbid
- by
anon
(29 September 2001)
To raise your purchase price during an auction.
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mosque
- by
Clyde A. Smith
(21 August 2004)
something a Brit wears to a masquerade party
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Motel
- by
anon
(26 August 2001)
Stories regarding a lawnmower.
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Mother
- by
Cybe R. Wizard
(28 August 2001)
One who raises moths.
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Motorway
- by
Phil Hudson
(02 September 2001)
To fill in a castle moat.
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Mousepad
- by
anon
(06 April 2002)
Sanitary towel for female rodents
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MPEG
- by
anon
(05 August 2001)
To hang clothes on a washing line.
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Mugging
- by
anon
(29 August 2001)
Forcibly demanding a large cup of tea.
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Mumble
- by
Phil Hudson
(02 September 2001)
A dinner and dance organised by one's mother.
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Mumbled
- by
Phil Hudson
(02 September 2001)
One's mother used to play cricket.
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Munchkin
- by
Gunjan Saraf
(01 September 2001)
What cannibals do to relatives.
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Music
- by
Phil Hudson
(30 December 2005)
Beef's barf.
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Musical
- by
anon
(26 September 2001)
An old-fashioned tool used for cutting crops, suitable for use by cows.
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Mustard
- by
Phil Hudson
(20 September 2004)
A mandatory requirement to round up sheep.
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mustard
- by
laura may folse
(18 January 2007)
the pressing urge to have a bowel movement
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Mutant
- by
Stan Kegel
(28 August 2001)
Mother's sister after her stroke.
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Muttering
- by
Phil Hudson
(24 July 2005)
Jewellery worn on the lobes of canines.
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MySpace
- by
anon
(07 August 2007)
The walking speed of a small rodent.
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Mystic
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
Used to support me legs.
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Mystic
- by
Jim Tyler
(29 September 2001)
The formal name for the common lady bug.
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Mystical
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
A single woman who specialises in making people laugh using feathers.
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