Ice Cream
- by
Stan Kegel
(29 August 2001)
What I do when I get hurt.
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Icicle
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
An old-fashioned grass cutting tool, also used for creating ice sculptors.
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Icicle
- by
Michael Driscoll
(26 September 2001)
A stiff upper drip.
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Icing
- by
Stan Kegel
(29 August 2001)
What I do in the shower.
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Icon
- by
Phil Hudson
(02 September 2001)
Self-confession of a rogue trader.
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Idaho
- by
Gary Hallock
(13 June 2002)
Speculative yearning for a garden tool with which to dig potatoes.
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Ideal
- by
Leonard Fechtner
(13 June 2002)
My turn to pass out the cards.
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Idealists
- by
Phil Hudson
(13 June 2002)
I buy and sell the pieces of paper with needed groceries written down.
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Idolatry
- by
Stan Kegel
(13 June 2002)
A stationary oak or elm.
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Igloo
- by
Cynthia MacGregor
(13 June 2002)
A frozen adhesive.
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Ignoramus
- by
Phil Hudson
(13 June 2002)
To deny the fact that mallets exist.
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Ignorant
- by
Phil Hudson
(13 June 2002)
To deny comments made against you.
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Illegal
- by
Phil Hudson
(06 August 2001)
A sick bird.
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Illicit
- by
Phil Hudson
(13 June 2002)
A man takes a seat as he is not feeling too well.
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Illiterate
- by
Phil Hudson
(13 June 2002)
Sickening refuse-collection fees.
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Impasse
- by
Stan Kegel
(13 June 2002)
Playful dwarf's behind.
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Impatient
- by
Stan Kegel
(13 June 2002)
Elf in a doctor's office.
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Impeccable
- by
Lederer & Ertner
(13 June 2002)
Something a chicken cannot eat.
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Implode
- by
anon
(29 August 2001)
The contents of a small man's van.
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Impotence
- by
Dan & Paula
(04 October 2001)
Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".
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Impress
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
A newspaper company ran by an elf-like man.
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Impressed
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
A small man goes to sleep.
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Inbred
- by
Stan Kegel
(28 August 2001)
The best way to eat peanut butter and jelly.
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Inca
- by
Gunjan Saraf
(13 June 2002)
Seated in an automobile.
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Incense
- by
Gunjan Saraf
(13 June 2002)
To be sane or lucid.
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Incentive
- by
anon
(13 June 2002)
An argument over US currency is currently in progress.
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Incite
- by
Stan Kegel
(13 June 2002)
In my line of vision.
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Income
- by
anon
(26 September 2001)
Action taken to refillable pens that do not work.
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Incontinent
- by
Cynthia MacGregor
(13 June 2002)
Within the boundaries of Europe.
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Incurring
- by
anon
(26 September 2001)
Finger jewellery from the Inca tribe.
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Indecision
- by
Stan Kegel
(29 September 2001)
Under the whether.
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Indenture
- by
Stan Kegel
(13 June 2002)
The contents of false teeth.
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Independant
- by
Phil Hudson
(10 June 2002)
An item that is located inside a piece of neck jewellery.
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Indigent
- by
Stan Kegel
(13 June 2002)
Eaten by a man of good breeding.
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Ineffable
- by
Stan Kegel
(13 June 2002)
A guaranteed Grade-A term paper.
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Infant
- by
Libby
(12 May 2006)
After you're swallowed by a pakaderm.
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Infantile
- by
Ken Pinkham
(13 June 2002)
Flooring for the nursery.
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Infantry
- by
Michael Driscoll
(29 September 2001)
A sapling.
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Infer
- by
Ken Pinkham
(13 June 2002)
How PETA does not want you to dress.
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Inflammable
- by
Ken Pinkham
(13 June 2002)
To set a male bovine on fire.
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Inform
- by
anon
(26 August 2001)
Where the smallprint is often found.
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Information
- by
Gunjan Saraf
(29 September 2001)
How ducks are supposed to fly.
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Ingest
- by
Stan Kegel
(13 June 2002)
Just joking around.
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Inhabit
- by
Cynthia MacGregor
(13 June 2002)
The nun is attired in her garment.
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Injury
- by
Cynthia MacGregor
(13 June 2002)
Where many court cases are decided.
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Inking
- by
Tim Bruening
(29 August 2001)
Top author.
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Inkjet
- by
Phil Hudson
(13 June 2002)
Plane used for skywriting.
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Inkling
- by
Cynthia MacGregor
(13 June 2002)
A small penned drawing.
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Inmate
- by
Leonard Fechtner
(13 June 2002)
A husband or wife that stays home.
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Inner
- by
Cynthia MacGregor
(13 June 2002)
Inside the woman.
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Innuendo
- by
Todd Dillashaw
(31 December 2009)
An Italian suppository.
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Insanity
- by
anon
(16 September 2001)
A hot beverage brewed by a mad person.
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Insect
- by
Phil Hudson
(13 June 2002)
A member of a cult.
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Inspire
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
To be located inside a church tower.
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Insult
- by
Phil Hudson
(02 September 2001)
Where you often find fast food, such as fries.
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Insure
- by
Phil Hudson
(02 September 2001)
Within the main land, as opposed to offshore.
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Integrating
- by
Phil Hudson
(18 June 2006)
A fan of cutting cheese into very small pieces by scraping it on a metallic, perforated utensil.
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Intent
- by
Phil Hudson
(06 August 2001)
The preferred accommodation of a camper.
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Interesting
- by
Phil Hudson
(05 August 2001)
One who likes to sleep as a hobby.
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Interface
- by
anon
(10 June 2002)
One who likes the front of one's head.
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Interfere
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 August 2001)
One who likes to scare people.
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Interior
- by
anon
(04 June 2002)
One's location when eaten by a certain breed of canine.
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Intern
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 June 2002)
To be in a political movement to the left or the right.
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Intubate
- by
Joseph Harris
(13 June 2002)
A hot soak and fish & chips.
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Invent
- by
anon
(10 June 2002)
Where the air flows through a building.
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Inventory
- by
anon
(26 September 2001)
The guy who formed the Conservative Party.
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Investment
- by
Joseph Harris
(13 June 2002)
How I explained the wearing of a waistcoat for formal dress to my American friends.
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Invite
- by
Leonard Fechtner
(13 June 2002)
How a bride is dressed.
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Inward
- by
anon
(13 June 2002)
To be located in a hospital room.
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Irate
- by
Phil Hudson
(02 September 2001)
The reply from a critic when asked about their job.
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Irony
- by
Ken Pinkham
(13 June 2002)
How Ronald McDonald introduces himself.
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Islam
- by
Phil Hudson
(13 June 2002)
Confirmation of sheep for dinner.
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Island
- by
Richard Lederer
(29 September 2001)
Is land.
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Isolate
- by
Paul Dickson
(01 September 2001)
Rabbits exclamation from Alice in Wonderland.
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Israel
- by
Gary Hallock
(13 June 2002)
All things that are not imaginary.
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