Haddock
- by
Laurence Taylor
(19 July 2004)
An enclosure for sea-horses.
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Hair Transplant
- by
Stacey Lewis
(29 September 2001)
Reseeding for the receding.
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Hairdressers
- by
Jerlyn F.
(26 September 2001)
A place where some women curl up and dye.
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Hallucination
- by
Phil Hudson
(20 July 2007)
Your wife has a free reign over an entire country.
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Hamlet
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
Rental of pigs.
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Hammer
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 September 2001)
The mother pig who is married to Hamper.
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Hammock
- by
J. A. Mc.
(01 September 2001)
Turkey bacon.
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Hamper
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 September 2001)
The father pig who is married to Hammer.
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Handicraft
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
A small boat that's ready to jump into.
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Harass
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
Your girlfriends rear end.
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Hardcore
- by
anon
(26 September 2001)
An apple that's soft on the outside, crunchy on the inside.
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Harem
- by
Lederer & Ertner
(12 June 2002)
What a rabbit with many wives has.
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Harlot
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
To sarcastically laugh for a long time, e.g. ha ha ha ha ha ha…
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Hatchet
- by
Stan Kegel
(04 October 2001)
What a hen does to an egg.
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Hatred
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 September 2001)
A disliking for the scarlet colour.
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Head Waiter
- by
Stan Kegel
(28 August 2001)
One whose job is putting people in their place.
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Hebrew
- by
mark lovett
(21 June 2007)
Jewish tea bag
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Helix
- by
Phil Hudson
(17 August 2004)
What the man does to postage stamps.
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Helpers
- by
Phil Hudson
(21 December 2003)
The sounds from happy cats in Satan's home.
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Hemlock
- by
alf cohen
(09 March 2006)
A lethal chastity belt.
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Hemorrhoid
- by
Fritz Souder
(19 May 2009)
A seamstress who is a pain in the ass.
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Herald
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
A rabbit tumbles down a slope or hill.
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Herbal
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
A dinner and dance event held for women only.
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Heroes
- by
Phil Hudson
(28 August 2001)
The man of the relationship will control the boat.
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Herpes
- by
Stan Kegel
(29 September 2001)
What your gal does when she goes to the ladies room.
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Herrings
- by
Stan Kegel
(29 September 2001)
Circlets of gold for her fingers.
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Hibernation
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 December 2003)
A country that suffers from a large numbers of fire outbreaks.
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Hideout
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 August 2001)
A great level of disbelieving success.
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Hiding
- by
Phil Hudson
(02 September 2001)
A high-pitched doorbell.
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Hierarchy
- by
Tom Foxall
(22 January 2006)
Saddam Hussain on a plane.
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Hippie
- by
Robert E. Lewis
(28 August 2001)
Really groovy urination.
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Hippo
- by
Phil Hudson
(09 August 2006)
Edgar-Allan's poetry remixed into upbeat rap music.
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History
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 September 2001)
A snake's tale.
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History
- by
Denis Harris
(13 August 2004)
Boo a Blue Politician.
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Hitch Hiking
- by
Bill Rayborn
(29 September 2001)
Not a good rule of thumb.
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Hockey
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 October 2001)
The sport that requires a little hit of puck.
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Hockey
- by
Kim Martin
(29 March 2004)
A stolen key.
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Hogwash
- by
Lederer & Ertner
(12 June 2002)
A garage for cleaning pigs.
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Hollandaise
- by
mark lovett
(21 June 2007)
Unconscious Dutchman.
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Hologram
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 May 2007)
A very small weight with nothing inside of it.
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Holy
- by
anon
(02 September 2001)
A piece of wood that has been attacked by woodworm.
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Home Cooking
- by
Stan Kegel
(29 August 2001)
Where a man thinks his wife is.
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Homeless
- by
anon
(26 September 2001)
Not being in all the time.
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Homicide
- by
Phil Hudson
(02 September 2001)
To be located next to your cool friend in the ghetto.
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Homogeneous
- by
Stan Kegel
(26 September 2001)
A brilliant gay.
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Hoodoo
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
A hair style that so bad, it has to be covered up by one's coat.
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Hooker
- by
Tim Bruening
(28 August 2001)
One who is in charge of removing bad actors from the stage.
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Hoper
- by
anon
(28 August 2001)
A prostitute making sounds like a happy cat.
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Horizon
- by
Naughty Rose
(30 July 2003)
Call girl getting up in the morning.
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Hormones
- by
Stan Kegel
(03 October 2001)
What a prostitute does to make the customer feel she is enjoying herself.
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Hospit
- by
M. Rose Pierce
(12 June 2002)
Equine saliva.
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Hostile
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
A section of a supermarket where the tough gangs are located
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Hotel
- by
anon
(26 August 2001)
Stories told by a prostitute.
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Hourglass
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
With our drink in it.
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House Doctor
- by
Stan Kegel
(28 August 2001)
One who takes care of window panes.
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Housing
- by
Robert E. Lewis
(29 August 2001)
Question asked of one's voice coach.
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Huggable
- by
anon
(28 August 2001)
To fondly wrap one's arms around a male cow.
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Hulking
- by
Tim Bruening
(29 August 2001)
King of ship exteriors.
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Hullabaloo
- by
mark lovett
(21 June 2007)
How to greet a bear.
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Humbug
- by
Lederer & Ertner
(12 June 2002)
A singing beetle.
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Hundred
- by
Phil Hudson
(28 September 2005)
Afraid of Attila.
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Hunky
- by
Tim Bruening
(28 August 2001)
Key to Attila.
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Hurricane
- by
mark lovett
(21 June 2007)
Stick that makes you walk faster.
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Hyacinth
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 March 2006)
To rent a synthesiser.
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Hydrates
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
To deliberately lose the households bills.
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Hypnosis
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 September 2001)
One's mother's daughter can control one's mind.
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Hypnotic
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 September 2001)
An insect with the power to control your mind.
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Hypotenuse
- by
Dennis Hammes
(29 September 2001)
Cooking with a double boiler.
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