Gable
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
A male bovine in a relationship with another male bovine.
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Gables
- by
Stan Kegel
(14 August 2003)
Homosexual cattle.
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Garden
- by
anon
(29 August 2001)
Security persons outside a criminal hideout.
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Gastric
- by
Stan Kegel
(14 August 2003)
A whoopee cushion.
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Gatecrasher
- by
Phil Hudson
(28 August 2001)
A noisy postman, milkman or dustman.
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Gatorade
- by
Lederer & Ertner
(12 June 2002)
When an alligator gets on welfare.
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Gazing
- by
anon
(24 July 2005)
The homosexuals are within the vicinity.
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Gelatine
- by
Phil Hudson
(12 July 2005)
To style a young person's hair using gel.
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Genealogy
- by
Bree Schultz
(29 September 2001)
Living in the Past Lane.
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Generator
- by
anon
(12 August 2001)
A DNA critic.
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Genital
- by
anon
(12 August 2001)
An 8-foot generator.
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Geologist
- by
Stan Kegel
(28 August 2001)
Fault finder.
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Geometry
- by
Paul Dickson
(04 October 2001)
What an acorn says when it grows up.
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Geranium
- by
mark lovet
(21 June 2007)
The cry of the flower arranger`s parachute team.
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Geriatric
- by
Phil Hudson
(23 June 2002)
A German World War 2 soldier scoring three goals in a single football match.
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Germinate
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
The number of bacteria cells produced in sixty seconds.
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Gestate
- by
Cybyl
(29 September 2001)
What one says when offered liver and onions when visiting.
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Giant
- by
Tim Bruening
(28 August 2001)
A very large ant.
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Gigantic
- by
Tim Bruening
(28 August 2001)
A very large bug.
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Gladiator
- by
Phil Hudson
(16 September 2001)
A cannibal's comment from a third-person perspective, after eating a tasty woman.
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Global
- by
Phil Hudson
(13 June 2002)
A dinner and dance where the dress code is illuminous jackets.
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Gloomy
- by
Phil Hudson
(25 September 2001)
A command given to get one into a sticky situation.
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Glutamate
- by
Phil Hudson
(12 July 2005)
To stick something to a friend using adhesive.
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Golden
- by
anon
(28 August 2001)
Where the top soccer players gather after a good match.
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Goldfish
- by
Stan Kegel
(28 August 2001)
Wet Pet.
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Goodbye
- by
Jay Christie
(26 September 2001)
What you get when there is a great sale at the shops.
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Gossip
- by
Michael Driscoll
(29 September 2001)
Words that go in one ear, and in another.
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Goulash
- by
Phil Hudson
(14 August 2003)
Cigarette remains from a smoking ghost.
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Gracing
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
A dull karaoke contest.
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Gradient
- by
anon
(16 September 2001)
An auntie who is only the fifth favourite.
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Graffiti
- by
Michael Driscoll
(29 September 2001)
Street grime.
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Grateful
- by
Phil Hudson
(13 June 2002)
What Humpty Dumpty has from his wall.
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Gravy
- by
anon
(25 June 2002)
The fifth tombstone in the alphabetical church yard.
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Grazing
- by
Phil Hudson
(24 August 2007)
Declaring that the current fashion trend is clothing coloured in shades between black and white.
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Gringo
- by
mark lovett
(21 June 2007)
Not smiling anymore
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Gripe
- by
mark lovett
(21 June 2007)
What Australians use to make wine.
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Groovy
- by
J. A. Mc.
(28 August 2001)
Spiralling down a rut.
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Gross Profit
- by
Harvey C. Gordon
(12 June 2002)
Money made from the sale of pornographic films.
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Groundhog
- by
Cybyl
(29 September 2001)
Pork sausage
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Gruesome
- by
Brandy Brandon
(12 June 2002)
Got taller and put on weight.
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Guitar
- by
anon
(02 September 2001)
Action taken before a road worker can build a new road.
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Gumball
- by
Art. Moger
(29 September 2001)
The first formal affair for dentists.
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Guru
- by
Phil Hudson
(28 August 2001)
A young marsupial covered in a sticky substance.
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Gutless
- by
anon
(26 September 2001)
A butcher who is suffering from a lower number of customers.
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Gutter
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
Another name for a butcher, or a doctor who specialises in operations.
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Gymnastic
- by
Tim Bruening
(28 August 2001)
A very nimble tic. Related to the Acrobatic.
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Gypsum
- by
Stan Kegel
(14 August 2003)
To cheat several people.
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