Dainty
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 October 2001)
A cuppa brewed in Denmark.
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Damage
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 October 2001)
How old a beaver's house is.
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Damnation
- by
Cynthia MacGregor
(31 July 2003)
Any country you don't approve of.
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Damper
- by
Cynthia MacGregor
(30 July 2003)
The cat is too noisy.
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Darkness
- by
anon
(02 September 2001)
The infamous Scottish monster after a holiday in the Caribbean.
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Debutante
- by
Anne Shank
(04 October 2001)
The first insult.
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Decadent
- by
mark lovett
(21 June 2007)
Someone with ten teeth.
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Decay
- by
Gunjan Saraf
(29 September 2001)
De letter that comes after de J
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December
- by
Phil Hudson
(21 December 2003)
To disallow South American dancing and music.
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Decrease
- by
Phil Hudson
(06 August 2001)
The effects caused by ironing.
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Defendant
- by
Tim Bruening
(28 August 2001)
An ant on trial.
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Degenerate
- by
Jokemaster
(26 September 2001)
A device to produce DC power.
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Degrade
- by
anon
(13 June 2002)
A term paper that's four grades away from an A-grade.
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Deject
- by
anon
(10 June 2002)
Comes before eject.
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Delegate
- by
anon
(10 June 2002)
A barrier to stop unauthorised access to the delicatessen counter in a supermarket.
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Delight
- by
anon
(28 September 2001)
One who encourages darkness.
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Deliver
- by
anon
(10 June 2002)
To remove an organ from a body.
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Demonstrate
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 October 2001)
A monster who is not gay.
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Demote
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
To fill in the river around one's house.
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Denial
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 September 2001)
The plans to drain Egyptian rivers.
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Denim
- by
anon
(26 August 2001)
Leaving the man in the small hut.
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Dental
- by
anon
(10 June 2002)
A small hut for the vertically large.
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Dentist
- by
mark lovett
(21 June 2007)
Man who fixes damage to your car.
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Depend
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 October 2001)
Where one can find the expert swimmers.
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Depending
- by
anon
(02 September 2001)
To reject a patent application.
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Depressed
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
To sleep for a very long time.
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Depressing
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
The organisation to stop paparazzi from singing.
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Describe
- by
anon
(26 August 2001)
To write on (deface) a work table.
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Describing
- by
anon
(29 August 2001)
Using correcting fluid to clear what was written.
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Despise
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
To be against people who watch you.
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Detention
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
A calming environment.
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Deterent
- by
Phil Hudson
(14 June 2002)
To avoid leasing property, due to the high price.
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Detergent
- by
Phil Hudson
(14 June 2002)
To scare off well-mannered men.
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Detonate
- by
anon
(10 June 2002)
To owe money after the food has been consumed.
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Detour
- by
ben dye
(23 July 2007)
French for "the tour".
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Detrain
- by
anon
(10 June 2002)
Transport that travels on derails.
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Device
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 August 2001)
To take an item out of a workshop clamp.
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Diabetic
- by
Phil Hudson
(25 September 2003)
A parasite who takes a gambles on a no-hoper.
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Diagnostic
- by
Phil Hudson
(18 June 2002)
To end your life as someone who is unsure of God's existence.
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Diatonic
- by
anon
(10 June 2002)
A poor mix of drinks.
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Diddle
- by
anon
(10 June 2002)
To have achieved everything.
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Diet
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
The penalty for exceeding the feed limit.
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Different
- by
Bob
(26 September 2001)
When you move to a new apartment.
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Digeridoo
- by
Phil Hudson
(25 October 2001)
A long-winded instrument.
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Digest
- by
anon
(13 June 2002)
To make jokes about death.
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Dilate
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
To live for a long time.
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Diners
- by
Phil Hudson
(25 September 2001)
A hospital assistant with artificially coloured hair.
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Dinner
- by
Phil Hudson
(25 September 2001)
One who creates a din.
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Dinosaur
- by
Phil Hudson
(30 December 2005)
The American road-side cafe witnessed everything.
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Diode
- by
Phil Hudson
(12 June 2002)
Outstanding fees payable by colourings.
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Diphthong
- by
Tom Foxall
(22 January 2006)
To wash provocative underwear
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Diplomatic
- by
Stan Kegel
(12 June 2002)
Certificate given to graduating insects.
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Director
- by
Kilted Jedi
(28 August 2001)
A princess' headmaster.
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Directory
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
To paint a clergyman's house.
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Disarm
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
As opposed to 'dat arm'.
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Disco
- by
Phil Hudson
(06 August 2001)
A company who manufactures discs.
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Discounter
- by
Phil Hudson
(22 December 2006)
A serving desk in a CD shop.
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Discover
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 September 2001)
A container for a CD.
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Discreet
- by
anon
(25 September 2001)
To go against a Greek island.
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Discussed
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 September 2001)
One who has thrown circular objects in athletic events.
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Disgruntled
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
When a pig loses it's squeal.
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Dishwasher
- by
anon
(25 September 2001)
Metal ring that sits between a plate and food.
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Dislodge
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 August 2001)
Demolition of holiday homes.
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Dissident
- by
mark lovett
(21 June 2007)
Foreigner pointing out a bump in your car.
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Diversion
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 August 2001)
A new version of a product that is way below the standards of the predecessor.
|
Divine
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
To destroy the grape crop.
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Divorce
- by
M. Rose Pierce
(12 June 2002)
The joy of ex.
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Docket
- by
Reuben
(29 April 2007)
A female wharf
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Doctorate
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 September 2001)
The average salary for a General Practitioner
|
Documentary
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 August 2001)
Some pine work.
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Documentate
- by
Paul Dickson
(29 August 2001)
What one says to the doctor when he charges ten dollars for an eight dollar procedure.
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Dogma
- by
Lederer & Ertner
(12 June 2002)
A puppy's mother.
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Dogmatic
- by
Kilted Jedi
(28 August 2001)
Canine in washing machine.
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Doldrums
- by
Phil Hudson
(12 June 2002)
Barbie's bongos.
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Dolphin
- by
Jaqi Price
(05 February 2004)
A unusual protrusion that looks like a pectoral fin on action figures and/or Barbie dolls.
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Domain
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
The busiest baker in town.
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Donation
- by
Trevor Mytton
(29 September 2001)
A country ruled by the Mafia.
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Donkey
- by
Kilted Jedi
(28 August 2001)
Gets you into the godfather's house.
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Doughnut
- by
anon
(29 August 2001)
A fanatical baker.
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Downsizing
- by
Phil Hudson
(12 June 2002)
The way you measure clothes after a sucessful diet.
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Downstairs
- by
Phil Hudson
(12 June 2002)
Looking down at the ground, with intent.
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Drag
- by
M. Rose Pierce
(26 September 2001)
Male fraud.
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Drastic
- by
Tim Bruening
(28 August 2001)
Tick that takes desperate actions.
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Drinking
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 August 2001)
A bottle Royal.
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Drivers
- by
Phil Hudson
(02 September 2001)
A poem about the lack of liquids.
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Dubbing
- by
anon
(29 August 2001)
The trash can that is used for unwanted remixes of a musical composition.
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Ductile
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 October 2005)
Quacking kitchen and bathroom wall coverings.
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Dude
- by
Keith Martin
(28 August 2001)
A naked person wid a code id his dose.
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Dumpling
- by
P. C. Swanson
(12 June 2002)
A very small, very rundown apartment.
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Dunking
- by
J. A. Mc.
(29 August 2001)
Lord of cow pats.
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