Cabaret
- by
Cynthia MacGregor
(31 July 2003)
Line of taxis.
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Cabbage
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 August 2001)
How long the taxi company has been running for.
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Cabin
- by
anon
(26 August 2001)
The container where unwanted taxis can be found.
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Cabin
- by
pipsqueeek
(14 June 2005)
An entrance for taxis
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Cable
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
The ball before L-ball and after J-ball
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Caking
- by
Stan Kegel
(29 August 2001)
Champion pastry chef.
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calculator
- by
Wingman
(13 January 2004)
A person who puts Ripken Jr.'s pool sticks to bed
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Campaign
- by
Phil Hudson
(06 August 2001)
Injury caused by staying in a tent or caravan.
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Campsite
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 October 2001)
Through the eyes of a gay man.
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Canada
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 October 2001)
A snake in a tin container.
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Candy
- by
anon
(29 July 2003)
The fourth tin food container, in an alphabetical order.
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Candy Bar
- by
Stan Kegel
(29 August 2001)
Sweet Treat.
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Cannibal
- by
anon
(28 August 2001)
Question asked about a guy's ability to lie.
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Cannibal
- by
Stan Kegel
(28 August 2001)
A person who is fed up with people.
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Canopies
- by
Phil Hudson
(07 October 2004)
Metal container containing vegetables from a pod.
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Canopy
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
The last person did not flush the toilet.
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Cantaloupe
- by
Phil Hudson
(17 August 2004)
Unable to run away with a lover.
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Caps Lock
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
A security measure for keeping bangers away from children.
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Captain
- by
Phil Hudson
(10 July 2002)
Nothing but a ship steerer.
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Car Pool
- by
Harry Farkas
(29 September 2001)
A trunk full of rain.
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Carat
- by
anon
(29 September 2001)
Where the automobile is located.
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Carbon
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 May 2002)
Auto Fire.
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Carbuncle
- by
Belinda M. Paschal
(14 August 2003)
My dad's brother, who eats lots of fruits and fiber
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Carbuncle
- by
Stan Kegel
(14 August 2003)
My dad's brother, who eats lots of fruits and fiber
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Cardigan
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 October 2001)
To make holes in the ground to find buried automobiles.
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Cardinal
- by
Mrs. Sam
(30 July 2003)
Checking all IDs in a liquor store.
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Cardiologist
- by
Stan Kegel
(28 August 2001)
Poker Champion.
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Cargo
- by
Phil Hudson
(16 September 2001)
Action that occurs to an automobile when the accelerator is used.
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Cargo
- by
Willy
(01 October 2006)
1.That part of an automobile that enables it to move: the engine and drive train.
2. What happens when the accellerator is pressed and the engine is running and in gear.
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Caribou
- by
Fwoggylover
(14 June 2005)
What a traveling archer does.
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Carnation
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
Country full of automobiles.
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Carpal
- by
Lexicon
(04 October 2001)
Someone you drive to work with.
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Carrier Bag
- by
anon
(26 September 2001)
The old woman in charge of the Navy ships that launch planes.
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Cartel
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 August 2001)
Story of an automobile.
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Casino
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 September 2001)
A better place.
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Castanet
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
Action taken in order to catch lots of fish.
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Catalog
- by
Lederer & Ertner
(12 June 2002)
A record of your cows and bulls.
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Catastrophe
- by
Laurence Taylor
(19 July 2004)
Award for the cat with the nicest backside.
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Category
- by
Lederer & Ertner
(12 June 2002)
A bloody feline.
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Catepillar
- by
Richard Lederer
(12 June 2002)
A soft scratching post for a cat.
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Catered
- by
Phil Hudson
(17 August 2004)
The eleventh specimen from an alphabetically arranged collection of faeces.
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Catering
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
Jewellery worn by cooks.
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Caterpillar
- by
Lexicon
(30 July 2003)
A soft scratching post for a kitten.
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Cattle
- by
anon
(28 August 2001)
A five-foot feline.
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Cauldron
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 March 2006)
A winter marathon.
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Cauliflower
- by
anon
(26 September 2001)
The ingredient to make dough for dog biscuits
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Cauliflower
- by
Libby
(19 May 2006)
A dog's tulip.
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Celtics
- by
Tim Breuning
(31 July 2003)
What tick vendors do.
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Certain
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 September 2001)
Knighted after years of weighting.
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Chainsaw
- by
Phil Hudson
(13 June 2002)
Cutting-hedge technology.
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Chameleon
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
An automobile worth a million.
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Champagne
- by
Phil Hudson
(07 October 2004)
To fake an injury.
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Chancellor
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
A basement filled with opportunity.
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Character
- by
anon
(26 September 2001)
An automobile specially designed to measure the power of earthquakes.
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Cheese
- by
Nicholas Elias
(29 November 2002)
Exclamation of annoyance
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Chequebook
- by
anon
(16 September 2001)
Action taken by wise authors before sending their work to the publishers.
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Chicken Coop
- by
Michael Driscoll
(12 June 2002)
Cheep Housing
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Chilli Con Carni
- by
Phil Hudson
(16 September 2001)
South American country's scam against a fairground worker.
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Choking
- by
Tim Bruening
(29 August 2001)
Strangling a ruler.
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Cholera
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 August 2001)
To grab a woman by the scruff of her neck.
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Chuckle
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 October 2001)
To throw everything away.
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Cider
- by
anon
(29 August 2001)
Another name for a superhero's side-kick.
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Cinema
- by
Phil Hudson
(28 September 2005)
A mother who breaks the commandments.
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Cinnamon
- by
Cynthia MacGregor
(31 July 2003)
Jamaican fellow who breaks the ten commandments.
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Circle
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 August 2001)
Knighted for trendiness.
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Circles
- by
Phil Hudson
(25 September 2001)
Pointless shapes.
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Circuit
- by
Phil Hudson
(31 July 2003)
Knight of self-assemble model aircraft.
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Circumcises
- by
Phil Hudson
(31 July 2003)
A knight who approaches you and measures you up.
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Circus
- by
Tim Breuning
(30 July 2003)
A swearing knight.
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Clarinet
- by
Fish skeletons
(19 July 2005)
a see-through device used to catching fish or insects.
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Classic
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 October 2001)
Thirty school pupils with illness.
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Clearing
- by
anon
(29 August 2001)
Transparent finger jewellery.
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Climate
- by
Gunjan Saraf
(29 September 2001)
The only thing one can do with a ladder.
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Clocking
- by
Tim Bruening
(29 August 2001)
Ruler of all time.
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Clubbing
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 September 2001)
The Golf War.
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Cockles
- by
Phil Hudson
(16 February 2004)
Noises made by a rooster.
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Cocktail
- by
anon
(26 September 2001)
A story about a rooster.
|
Coffee
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 August 2001)
The spluttering action that takes place when looking over an expensive bill.
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Coffee
- by
Amras Telrunya
(27 September 2007)
One who is subject to spasmodic coughs
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Coinage
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 September 2001)
How old a currency is.
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Collaborate
- by
Phil Hudson
(12 June 2002)
The price to pay for moonlighting between two companies.
|
Collapse
- by
Phil Hudson
(10 July 2002)
When two racers race around the track at the same time.
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Collate
- by
Teacher's Lounge
(04 October 2001)
Two students who arrive tardy to class at the same time.
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Collectors
- by
anon
(28 August 2001)
A pair of tutors teaching.
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Coma
- by
anon
(06 August 2001)
One who grooms hair.
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Comatose
- by
Paul Dickson
(04 October 2001)
Foot grooming.
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Combat
- by
mark lovett
(21 June 2007)
Aggressive marsupial.
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Combatant
- by
Tim Bruening
(28 August 2001)
Fighting ant.
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Commentry
- by
Phil Hudson
(10 June 2002)
A sapling that can be found everywhere.
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Competitor
- by
Phil Hudson
(17 August 2004)
To review differences against various giggles.
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Compliant
- by
Phil Hudson
(18 June 2002)
An insect who will meet one's expectations.
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computer
- by
Fwoggylover
(26 February 2006)
to calculate a woman
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Concave
- by
Phil Hudson
(12 July 2005)
Where pirates hide their gold when they cannot bury it.
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Conceal
- by
Phil Hudson
(17 August 2004)
To swindle an aquatic artic mammal.
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Concent
- by
anon
(12 July 2005)
A fake coin.
|
Concerntrate
- by
Phil Hudson
(10 June 2002)
The price to pay for permission.
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Concert
- by
Phil Hudson
(28 August 2001)
Several prisoners suffering from pain.
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Concise
- by
Phil Hudson
(05 June 2002)
Criminal clothes measurements, e.g. extra at-large.
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Concorde
- by
anon
(01 October 2001)
The brand of rope used for escaping prisoners.
|
Concur
- by
anon
(12 July 2005)
A criminal's dog.
|
Condensate
- by
Phil Hudson
(13 June 2002)
An octet of stupid criminals.
|
Condescending
- by
Phil Hudson
(10 December 2009)
A falling criminal.
|
Condominium
- by
Paul Dickson
(04 October 2001)
Midget's birth control device.
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Conduct
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 September 2001)
A prisoner stooped down when the book was thrown at him.
|
Conference
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 September 2001)
The plan of stealing everything from Paris.
|
Confers
- by
anon
(12 July 2005)
Fake animal skins.
|
Confirm
- by
anon
(12 July 2005)
A criminal organisation.
|
Conform
- by
Phil Hudson
(31 July 2003)
Document that determines who is a prisoner.
|
Confront
- by
Tim Breuning
(31 July 2003)
A criminal money laundering enterprise.
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Confuse
- by
anon
(05 August 2001)
A prisoner who is used to stop the electric chair from short circuiting.
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Congest
- by
anon
(12 July 2005)
A prison joke.
|
Congo
- by
anon
(17 August 2004)
African prison breakout.
|
Conicle
- by
anon
(12 July 2005)
Metal used to make counterfeit coins.
|
Conjunction
- by
Phil Hudson
(10 June 2002)
Criminals need to decide on which path to follow.
|
Connector
- by
Phil Hudson
(10 June 2002)
Counterfeit honey.
|
Conquest
- by
anon
(10 June 2002)
Criminal's journey to achieve a goal.
|
Conscious
- by
Phil Hudson
(10 June 2002)
To silence the criminals.
|
Conserver
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
Where the prison web sites reside.
|
Consign
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
To get an autograph from a prisoner.
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Consolidate
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 October 2001)
To find a lover online with a Playstation.
|
Consort
- by
anon
(29 July 2003)
To arrange prisoners into groups.
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Constable
- by
Phil Hudson
(10 June 2002)
Where the police horses are kept.
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Constabulary
- by
Cybe R. Wizard
(16 June 2002)
Lawence had best be careful in the pen.
|
Constrain
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 October 2001)
Loco motive.
|
Consult
- by
Phil Hudson
(12 June 2002)
Sodium food flavourings for criminals.
|
Contact
- by
Phil Hudson
(10 June 2002)
A criminal who knows all the right things to say.
|
Contact
- by
anon
(12 July 2005)
A criminal who just pinned something to a wall.
|
Contemplate
- by
Phil Hudson
(10 June 2002)
A preset document layout used on a word processor for prisoners.
|
Contemporary
- by
Phil Hudson
(10 June 2002)
Just visiting prison.
|
Contempt
- by
Phil Hudson
(10 June 2002)
To feel the urge of participating in criminal activity.
|
Contender
- by
Phil Hudson
(17 August 2004)
The coal wagon from a prison train.
|
Content
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 October 2001)
What an escaped prisoner sleeps in at a camp site.
|
Contest
- by
Phil Hudson
(10 June 2002)
Examination for prison inmates.
|
Contestant
- by
Phil Hudson
(13 June 2002)
An insect who participates in gameshows.
|
Context
- by
Phil Hudson
(10 June 2002)
An author with convictions.
|
Continue
- by
Phil Hudson
(30 July 2005)
A fake female sheep made out of tin, used to decieve.
|
Contour
- by
Stan Kegel
(30 July 2003)
Inmates speaking to children around the country on how to stay out of jail.
|
Contractor
- by
Phil Hudson
(17 August 2004)
Stolen farming vehicles.
|
Control
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 October 2001)
A prisoner who is made of plastic, lots of colourful hair and was popular in the '90's.
|
Conundrum
- by
Phil Hudson
(10 June 2002)
The percussionist of a prison orchestra.
|
Convent
- by
anon
(05 August 2001)
The air conditioner outlet of a prison cell, often used for escapes.
|
Converge
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 August 2001)
Prisoner found on the side of a country road.
|
Conversation
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 August 2001)
A prisoner reciting poetry in Chinese.
|
Converse
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 August 2001)
Poetic justice.
|
Cookie
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 June 2002)
Instrument used by chefs to unlock cupboard doors.
|
Coolant
- by
Phil Hudson
(18 June 2006)
A trendy, or chilled insect.
|
Coping
- by
Phil Hudson
(05 August 2001)
Two or more Subbuteo players teaming up on the same team.
|
Coppers
- by
Phil Hudson
(21 December 2003)
A policeman making a noise like a content cat.
|
Copter
- by
anon
(01 October 2001)
Road surfacing material specifically made for police station car parks.
|
Cornea
- by
anon
(29 August 2001)
A nearby field of wheat.
|
Corsage
- by
anon
(10 June 2002)
How old is a golfing green?
|
Corset
- by
Phil Hudson
(02 September 2001)
To plan and implement a field for golf tournaments.
|
Cottage
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
How old a baby's bed is.
|
Counterfeit Money
- by
Michael Driscoll
(26 September 2001)
Pseudough.
|
Counterfeiter
- by
Robert Meyers
(29 September 2001)
One who gets into trouble by following a good example.
|
Counterfeiters
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
|
Countersink
- by
anon
(10 June 2002)
To throw a worktop into the sea or a lake.
|
Coverage
- by
Madison
(17 August 2004)
How old your bedding is.
|
Coward
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 September 2001)
Where sick bovines go to get better.
|
Crabmeat
- by
Glenn Gardner
(29 August 2001)
PMS support group.
|
Cracker
- by
anon
(29 August 2001)
An automobile owned by a cocaine dealer.
|
Crappy
- by
anon
(10 June 2002)
A very poor quality pod vegetable.
|
Crewcut
- by
anon
(10 June 2002)
Downsizing employees on a ship.
|
Cribbage
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
How old a baby's bed is.
|
Crikey
- by
anon
(10 June 2002)
A tool to unlock the door, that brings tears to one's eyes.
|
Criminal Mind
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 October 2001)
A bit of conman sense.
|
Critic
- by
Tim Bruening
(28 August 2001)
Tic that finds fault in everything.
|
Crocus
- by
Phil Hudson
(10 June 2002)
A foul-mouthed black bird.
|
Croissant
- by
anon
(02 September 2001)
An insect that is not happy at all.
|
Croquet
- by
anon
(22 December 2006)
The 11th blackbird on an alphabetical perch.
|
Crowbar
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
Where blackbirds go to pull birds.
|
Crumble
- by
anon
(10 June 2002)
A sphere made up of bread fragments.
|
Crusade
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 September 2001)
The doctors and nurses on board most ferries.
|
Crustacean
- by
Phil Hudson
(10 June 2002)
A hard pastry product from China.
|
Cryptic
- by
Phil Hudson
(10 June 2002)
An insect locked in a tomb by ancient Egyptians.
|
Cubic
- by
anon
(10 June 2002)
A line of waiting people at the disposable razor and biro pen factory.
|
Cubicle
- by
Phil Hudson
(07 October 2004)
A petty argument whilst waiting in a line.
|
Cubit
- by
Phil Hudson
(10 June 2002)
A piece from a snooker or billiards stick.
|
Cue Ball
- by
anon
(16 September 2001)
A dinner and dance, while you wait.
|
Curricular
- by
Phil Hudson
(05 June 2002)
Fridge-like device for storing spicy Indian foods, commonly used in educational establishments.
|
Cursing
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
To sing a song with explicit lyrics.
|
Custard
- by
Phil Hudson
(02 September 2001)
Explicit words one says when one has just stepped into dog mess with new shoes.
|
Cynical
- by
Phil Hudson
(10 June 2002)
Air conditioning for the big screen.
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