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Baby  Click here for pronounciation - by Tim Bruening (28 August 2001)
An infant bee by the bay.

Baby  Click here for pronounciation - by NIck (29 May 2003)
An infant bee by the bay. Fucker

Bachelor  - by Lexicon (26 September 2001)
One who never Mrs. a girl.

Backing  Click here for pronounciation - by Tim Bruening (29 August 2001)
A ruler in reverse.

Backwards  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (14 November 2001)
The rooms within a hospital where the Chiropractors can be found.

Bacteria  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (04 October 2001)
In support of the small dog.

Badminton  Click here for pronounciation - by Lexicon (04 October 2001)
The reason the lamb tasted off.

Baker  - by Lexicon (04 October 2001)
A person who works for money because he kneads the dough.

Baking  Click here for pronounciation - by Tim Bruening (29 August 2001)
Ruler of the bay.

Baloney  Click here for pronounciation - by Geoff Tibballs (04 October 2001)
Where some hemlines fall.

Bambino  Click here for pronounciation - by Lederer & Ertner (12 June 2002)
A negative response from a mother deer.

Bandage  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (26 September 2001)
How long ago was a music group formed?

Banking  Click here for pronounciation - by Joseph Leff (30 July 2003)
What the Declaration of Independence did.

Bankrupsy  - by M. Rose Pierce (12 June 2002)
A fate worse than debt.

Banner  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (26 September 2001)
Another name for a censor.

Banquet  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (13 June 2002)
Puns relating to the finance profession.

Barbarian  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (31 July 2003)
Annabell was covered in people waiting for a drink in the pub.

Barbecue  Click here for pronounciation - by John D. (26 September 2001)
Lining up to buy a teenage doll.

Bargains  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (25 January 2005)
Profit made by a Public House.

Baritone  Click here for pronounciation - by Cynthia MacGregor (31 July 2003)
Note emanating from singer Manilow, for example.

Barking  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (07 August 2007)
Sovereign of a public house.

Bartender  - by Lexicon (29 September 2001)
A pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Baseball  - by Art. Moger (04 October 2001)
A business that can't thrive without strikes.

Bashful  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (01 September 2001)
To win a fight against an idiot.

Bastard  Click here for pronounciation - by Craggy (30 July 2005)
An attractive man who stands in a pub.

Basting  Click here for pronounciation - by Craggy (30 July 2005)
Pain from a bee or wasp on the beach.

Beast  Click here for pronounciation - by Cybe R. Wizard (28 August 2001)
Why I am heading west.

Beaten  Click here for pronounciation - by Stan Kegel (28 August 2001)
After benign but before beeleven.

Beatnik  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (20 July 2007)
To steal metronomes from a music shop.

Beauty Contest  - by Michael Driscoll (26 September 2001)
The lass roundup.

Beckon  Click here for pronounciation - by Keith Nance (04 October 2001)
Meat from a pig.

Bedbug  Click here for pronounciation - by Sandy Sibert (30 July 2003)
A microphone in a mattress.

Beehive  - by Michael Driscoll (12 June 2002)
A sting ensemble.

Beetle  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (28 August 2001)
A two-foot bee.

Before  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (04 October 2001)
Found on a rowing boat made for cows.

Behemoth  Click here for pronounciation - by Cybe R. Wizard (28 August 2001)
Trans-species bee.

Behold  Click here for pronounciation - by Lederer & Ertner (12 June 2002)
What bee wrestlers use in bee matches.

Beleaguered  Click here for pronounciation - by Tim Bruening (28 August 2001)
Bees under siege.

Believe  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (26 September 2001)
To buzz off.

Belittle  Click here for pronounciation - by Stan Kegel (30 July 2003)
The smallest insect in the hive.

Bellowing  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (20 July 2007)
Where the engines are often found on a jet plane.

Belong  Click here for pronounciation - by Lexicon (29 September 2001)
To take your time.

Beloved  Click here for pronounciation - by Tim Bruening (28 August 2001)
A bee in love.

Benchmark  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (01 September 2001)
Graffiti found on outdoor seating.

Benign  Click here for pronounciation - by Cybe R. Wizard (26 September 2001)
Birthday after eight.

Betray  Click here for pronounciation - by Stan Kegel (30 July 2003)
Where insects are placed for examination.

Beverage  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (04 October 2001)
How old a beaver is.

Beware  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (27 August 2007)
A stripey yellow and black outfit, with little wings on the back.

Bewilder  Click here for pronounciation - by Tim Bruening (29 August 2001)
Another confused bee.

Bias  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (04 October 2001)
Command used when trying to sell one's self and one's friend.

Bible  Click here for pronounciation - by Harry Farkas (26 September 2001)
Purchase of a male bovine.

Bicycle  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (01 September 2001)
A primitive double-headed tool used for cutting grass and crops.

Bigamy  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (04 October 2001)
The results when I take steroids.

Bigotry  Click here for pronounciation - by Lexicon (04 October 2001)
One of the Californian redwoods.

Billboard  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (29 September 2001)
To let the company group of directors pay for something that one has purchased.

Bingo  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (12 June 2002)
The trashcan gets taken away.

BIOS  - by Phil Hudson (05 August 2001)
A computer is known to be BIOSed when it crashes to certain people.

BIOS  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (26 August 2001)
To purchase an operating system.

Birdwatcher  - by Gail S. Angel (04 October 2001)
One who likes to watch fowl play.

Bisexual  Click here for pronounciation - by Stan Kegel (28 August 2001)
One who pays for sex.

Bison  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (26 September 2001)
To pay money to adopt a boy.

Biting  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (29 August 2001)
To purchase metal for producing cans.

Blanket  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (29 September 2001)
What one does to a disk with unwanted data.

Blinking  Click here for pronounciation - by Tim Bruening (29 August 2001)
A very fast ruler.

Bloomer  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (12 July 2005)
The colour of one's mother when he cannot breathe.

Blooper  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (12 July 2005)
The colour of one's father when he cannot breathe.

Boardwalk  Click here for pronounciation - by Fritz Souder (19 May 2009)
A miserable time at the beach.

Bombard  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (03 July 2002)
A poet who specialises in writing about explosive devices.

Bombardier  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (03 July 2002)
To hunt for a stag or doe, using explosive devices.

Bombardier  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (07 October 2004)
To use an explosive device against a doe.

Bombastic  Click here for pronounciation - by Tim Bruening (28 August 2001)
An annoying insect.

Bondage  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (26 August 2001)
How old one has to be to join MI5.

Boobjob  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (12 June 2002)
Tasks suitable for any idiot.

Bordello  Click here for pronounciation - by mark lovett (21 June 2007)
Blase greeting.

Boredom  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (02 September 2001)
Action taken to temporarily mend broken windows.

Bossa Nova  Click here for pronounciation - by Bill Rayborn (29 August 2001)
The car one's foreman drive.

Bottom  Click here for pronounciation - by Keith Nance (26 September 2001)
Paid money for them.

Boulder  Click here for pronounciation - by Lexicon (04 October 2001)
Less timid.

Bovine  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (06 August 2001)
A crooked climbing plant.

Boxer  - by Lexicon (04 October 2001)
One who stands up for the other fellow's rights.

Boycott  Click here for pronounciation - by Dave Coble (29 September 2001)
A young lad's bed.

Bratwurst  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (13 June 2002)
A spoilt kid reciting poetry.

Breakfast  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (01 September 2001)
A mechanism that is not built to last.

Broadband  Click here for pronounciation - by Gunjan Saraf (04 October 2001)
An all-girl music group.

Broadcast  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (24 July 2003)
A large group of actors and actresses, with a wide range of acting skills.

Browser  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (16 February 2004)
A knight notorious for the hairs above his eye.

Brunette  Click here for pronounciation - by Gary Hallock (30 July 2003)
What beer makers use to skim scum from the tops of the hops.

Buccaneer  Click here for pronounciation - by Lederer & Ertner (30 July 2003)
The cost of a two-dollar pair of earrings.

Budweiser  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (29 August 2001)
A friend who is smarter than you.

Buffalo  Click here for pronounciation - by Lexicon (04 October 2001)
Two nudists greeting one another.

Bugaboo  Click here for pronounciation - by Lederer & Ertner (12 June 2002)
Sneaking upon and frightening an insect.

Building  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (02 September 2001)
The costs of installing a doorbell.

Bulletin  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (29 September 2001)
A metal container to store ammunition for your gun.

Buoyant  Click here for pronounciation - by Jason (14 November 2006)
Opposite of a girl ant.

Burden  Click here for pronounciation - by Phil Hudson (02 September 2001)
The hut in which RSPB meetings are held.

Burger  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (29 August 2001)
One who creates large floating blocks of ice.

Business  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (02 September 2001)
The infamous Scottish monster has a lot of work to do.

Busking  Click here for pronounciation - by anon (04 October 2001)
Public road transport master.

Butterflies  Click here for pronounciation - by Sandy Sibert (30 July 2003)
When a waiter trips.

Buzzwords  Click here for pronounciation - by Leo Weiner (12 June 2002)
"To bee or not to bee."

 

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