Abandon
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 October 2001)
The Mafia leader who is not allowed to go anywhere.
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Abominable
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 October 2001)
An explosive device concealed in a male bovine.
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Absentee
- by
Gunjan Saraf
(26 September 2001)
A missing golfing accessory.
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Absorb
- by
anon
(28 September 2005)
An exercise ball, used to tone the abdominal area.
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Abstain
- by
anon
(28 August 2001)
To apply too much sun tan colouring to one's body.
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Abstract
- by
anon
(25 September 2001)
Body muscles have been monitored.
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Abundance
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
A baker's ball.
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Accellerator
- by
Phil Hudson
(11 June 2002)
One who criticises basements.
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Accord
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
A thick piece of string.
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Accordion
- by
Art. Moger
(04 October 2001)
An instrument whose music is long drawn out.
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Accountant
- by
Tim Bruening
(28 August 2001)
Ant financial manager.
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Accrue
- by
Gunjan Saraf
(04 October 2001)
People who work on a ship.
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Aching
- by
Tim Bruening
(28 August 2001)
Ruler of pain.
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Acorn
- by
Art. Moger
(04 October 2001)
An oak in a nutshell.
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Acoustic
- by
Phil Hudson
(13 June 2002)
The thing one uses to hit the balls in snooker or pool.
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Acquire
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
Group of singers in a church.
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Acres
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
To say the naughty 'A' word.
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Acrobatic
- by
Tim Bruening
(28 August 2001)
A very nimble insect. Related to the Gymnastic.
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Acupuncture
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 October 2001)
A convoy of vehicles with flat tyres.
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Adamant
- by
Keith Martin
(28 August 2001)
The very first ant in the Garden of Eden.
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Additives
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
A snake that has a grudge with another snake.
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Address
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
Clothing worn by women.
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Admits
- by
Phil Hudson
(30 July 2003)
To include gloves.
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Adobe
- by
anon
(02 September 2001)
A buzzing insect that makes bread out of nectar.
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Adopt
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 September 2001)
To choose an advertising campaign from several possibilities.
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Adoption
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 September 2001)
To decide what should be included in a promotional campaign.
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Adorable
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 September 2001)
A group of unorganised house-calling sales people.
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Adore
- by
anon
(26 August 2001)
Invention that allows one to walk through walls.
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Adulterate
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
To pay the high price for being a grown-up.
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Adultery
- by
The Adult Dictionary
(29 September 2001)
A fully grown tree.
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Advent
- by
anon
(13 June 2002)
To install a new air duct in a building.
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Adventure
- by
Phil Hudson
(14 August 2001)
A brand new advertising campaign.
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Affair
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
The price one pays for entering.
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Affray
- by
anon
(04 June 2002)
Occurs on the ends of a piece of string when not looked after properly.
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Aftermath
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 September 2001)
The stage where one finds the answer to an equation.
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Again
- by
Craggy
(30 July 2005)
An increase.
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Agent
- by
Harry Farkas
(04 October 2001)
A well-mannered man.
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Ahead
- by
Tim Bruening
(28 August 2001)
The thing on top of one's neck.
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Aimless
- by
Robert E. Lewis
(28 August 2001)
Unable to communicate via. AOL's messenger program.
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Airborne
- by
Phil Hudson
(20 July 2007)
A baby who was conceived on a plane.
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Aircraft Carrier
- by
anon
(01 October 2001)
The disposable plastic bag used to carry jet planes.
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Alarms
- by
Gunjan Saraf
(29 September 2001)
What an octopus is.
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Algorithm
- by
Mark Sisley
(20 December 2002)
An oxymoron describing Al Gore's dancing abilities
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Alibi
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 August 2001)
To purchase a back street.
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Align
- by
anon
(12 August 2001)
A straight marking between two points.
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Allah
- by
Cynthia MacGregor
(31 July 2003)
The entirety, as in, "Allah the sales staff made big sales today."
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Alledge
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 October 2001)
A place to put window boxes.
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Allegro
- by
Phil Hudson
(04 October 2001)
To wake up and have gained an extra foot.
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Alliteration
- by
Stan Kegel
(26 September 2001)
Limiting the number of kittens your cat can give birth to.
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Allowance
- by
Joseph Leff
(31 July 2003)
Permit mother's sisters.
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Aluminum
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 January 2006)
Indecisive answer to the question "how do you plan to create the fabrics?"
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Amazing
- by
anon
(28 August 2001)
Karaoke competitions held in the fifth month of the year.
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American
- by
Phil Hudson
(28 August 2001)
A happy tin container.
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Amiss
- by
Stan Kegel
(30 July 2003)
An unmarried female.
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Analyst
- by
Phil Hudson
(28 August 2001)
A large index of buttocks.
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Anatomy
- by
Lederer & Ertner
(12 June 2002)
An insect's stomach.
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Annex
- by
anon
(17 August 2004)
A former partner.
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Announce
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
One-sixteenth of a pound.
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Antacid
- by
Joseph Leff
(31 July 2003)
A caustic chemical made from an insect.
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Antelope
- by
Stan Kegel
(28 August 2001)
Mother's sister goes to Vegas to be married.
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Anthem
- by
anon
(13 June 2002)
Also the others.
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Antisocial
- by
Gunjan Saraf
(29 September 2001)
Tea with your mother's sister.
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anyway
- by
Wingman
(13 January 2004)
Where you go when you are lost in either Nebraska or New England
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Apartheid
- by
Johann von Haupkopf
(30 July 2003)
A torn animal skin.
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Apostrophe
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
Award handed to the Best Postman of the Year.
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Appalled
- by
Phil Hudson
(02 September 2001)
To have eaten many Golden Delicious and Granny Smith fruits.
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Apparent
- by
Lexicon
(29 September 2001)
A large, old, bossy person who tortures youths.
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April
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 September 2001)
A device attached to a rod, used to catch monkeys.
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Apron
- by
Phil Hudson
(18 June 2006)
What King Kong did when the hunters were chasing him.
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Arcade
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 September 2001)
Helping curves along the straight and narrow.
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Arcade
- by
Stan Kegel
(29 September 2001)
Noah's assistant.
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Arch Criminal
- by
Stan Kegel
(28 August 2001)
One who robs shoe stores.
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Archaeologist
- by
Geoff Tibballs
(14 August 2003)
Someone whose career is in ruins.
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Archaic
- by
Lexicon
(04 October 2001)
What we eat after dinner.
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Archangel
- by
Lexicon
(04 October 2001)
Patron saint of fast food workers.
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Archer
- by
Phil Hudson
(12 July 2005)
Persons declairing ownership of a seat.
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Archery
- by
Phil Hudson
(12 July 2005)
Persons claiming ownership of a cherry.
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Archive
- by
Geoff Tibballs
(04 October 2001)
Where Noah kept his bees.
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Armageddon
- by
anon
(26 September 2001)
Redneck dialect - to obtain something, e.g. Armageddon me shotgun from that there shelf.
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Armies
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
The things you have up your sleevies.
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Aroma
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
One who does a lot of touring.
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Aromatic
- by
Stan Kegel
(29 September 2001)
A rapid firing crossbow.
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Aromatic
- by
mark lovett
(21 June 2007)
Modern weapon used by Robin Hood.
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Array
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
A computer cheer.
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Arrest
- by
Phil Hudson
(29 August 2001)
Sleeping policeman.
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Arson
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 August 2001)
I'm his father, and my wife is his mother.
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Artic
- by
anon
(12 July 2005)
Persons claiming responsibility for confirming a correct answer in a test.
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Artichoke
- by
anon
(29 August 2001)
Coughing musically.
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Article
- by
Phil Hudson
(28 August 2001)
Paintings and sculptures that makes one laugh physically.
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Artistry
- by
Tim Bruening
(29 September 2001)
Big plant with pretty pictures.
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Ascent
- by
Stan Kegel
(30 July 2003)
One-hundreth of a dollar.
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ASCII
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
To sit on one's key.
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Asking
- by
Phil Hudson
(16 September 2001)
Male who has been crowned "Rear of the Year"
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Asphalt
- by
Adult Dictionary
(26 September 2001)
The cause of rectal problems.
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Assault
- by
Phil Hudson
(02 September 2001)
A single grain of sodium.
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Assets
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
Build your own donkeys.
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Assure
- by
anon
(13 June 2002)
The sea and a beach.
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Astronomer
- by
Michael Driscoll
(26 September 2001)
A night watchman.
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Astute
- by
Phil Hudson
(12 June 2002)
A musical mule.
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Atlas
- by
anon
(26 August 2001)
To be in the same location as a Scottish lady.
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Atom
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
A male feline.
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Atrophy
- by
Cybyl
(29 September 2001)
Award for lack of exercise.
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Attack
- by
Tim Bruening
(29 September 2001)
Used to pin things to bulletin boards.
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Attend
- by
anon
(26 September 2001)
The position in the book where the last word appears.
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Attendance
- by
anon
(26 September 2001)
To turn up at the ballroom.
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Attic
- by
Merlyn Baby
(04 October 2001)
A tall storey.
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Attire
- by
anon
(16 September 2001)
Where punctures are normally located on a vehicle.
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Attorney
- by
Lexicon
(29 September 2001)
A major sporting event.
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Au Lait
- by
anon
(29 August 2001)
Cheer given at a food fight in a French cooking school.
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Auctioneer
- by
Lexicon
(29 September 2001)
A man who looks forbidding.
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Audible
- by
Lexicon
(04 October 2001)
Cattle car.
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August
- by
anon
(01 September 2001)
A breeze that occurs when rowing a boat.
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Autobiography
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
A car's tale.
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Autograph
- by
anon
(04 October 2001)
Diagrams of the performance of a car.
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Automatic
- by
Tim Bruening
(28 August 2001)
Tic that operates machinery.
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Automotive
- by
Tim Bruening
(04 October 2001)
Why the car committed murder.
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Avail
- by
Gunjan Saraf
(29 September 2001)
Piece of cloth that stops women from looking so ugly.
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Average
- by
anon
(12 June 2002)
To obtain an angry feeling.
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Average
- by
Harold Clark
(12 June 2002)
The average person has one ovary and one testicle.
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Averaging
- by
Phil Hudson
(01 September 2001)
An alcoholic drink that is nothing special.
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Avoidable
- by
Norm Gilbert
(29 September 2001)
What a bullfighter tries to do.
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Awaking
- by
Phil Hudson
(26 September 2001)
His Royal Highness has left for a crusade.
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Awkward
- by
Phil Hudson
(30 December 2005)
A word only spoken by ogres.
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