why, why, why?
Why is there ALWAYS at least one
person in MacDonalds cleaning the floor? Even in London.
It was packed in Leicester Square. There was about a
metre-square area of floor space, and the geezer with the
mop decided to stand there and clean it!
Why do Amiga Magazines cost
£5.99 with only one CD, when PC magazines cost around £2
with two CDs and a blooming thick magazine?
Why is my site
poor compared to other pages. Should I do something
Why do I always
wake up early on a weekend, and wake up late on a college
Why does Sesame
Street show the most liveliest, flashy, bright animations
when I turn the telly on after I wake up? It does my eyes
Teletubbies so popular? Society is corrupt thanks to
Why are Low Fat
Pot Noodles such a farce? It's half the fat, because it's
half the contents!
Why is Eternity
magazine mentioned about in other magazine's surveys, but
can never be found in any shops?
Why is Satan evil?
I'm sure he's a nice chap once you get to know him.
Why is it that the
files you spend most time typing up, are usually the
first to get wiped out?
Why does The Fonz
hangs around with Richard Cunningham? He's such a gimp!!!
Why does the
sachet you get with Pot Noodles always say "Add
According To Taste"?
Why do fish look
so miserable? Does it have something to do with the water
they swim in?
Why did my Ellis
Dee World Dance tape chew up and snap? Why not any other
Why don't we see
Noel Edmonds and Richard Branson in the same place at the
same time? Is it some kind of Jekyll and Hyde situation?
Why don't we see
Britney Spears and Sarah Michelle-Gellar in the same
place at the same time? Is it some kind of Jekyll and
Why are WYSIWYG
printing packages such a farce? It only prints the page
on the screen. Surely your eyes see more than just that
page. What about the people sitting in front of you? What
about the Windows toolbars? Or the monitor?
Why is there only
one plant in the Blue Room at college? There should be
Why isn't The A-Team
on ITV anymore? It was such a great program. We have to
watch it on Bravo now.
Why do people
bother shooting other people in The A-Team? Surely by now
they would have realised that no-one has died from a
gunshot, so why waste their energy?
Why is Hulk Hogan
still wrestling? Doesn't he have a pension? (I have heard
that he will be retiring soon)
Why doesn't anyone
in a fight on Jerry Springer let the other person hit
them? That way, they can sue them for assault!
Why is HMV such
con merchants? They were trying to charge £21.99 for a
Dreamscape tape pack, when it says 'Pay No More Than £19.99'!
Why do shops start
to sell Christmas stuff in September?
Why don't shops
have their January sales in November if their Christmas
stock are months early?
Why is Wisbech
supposed to be a rubbish place? I live there, isn't that
a good enough reason for a town to be good?
Why does Hereward
FM play the same tracks every night? Is it because they
only have 1 CD compilation, and they get a new one every
Wisbech have somewhere that sells vinyl?
Why does Wisbech
have such crap Christmas lights in the Market Place, but
have (fairly) good lights outside town? Is it to
encourage people passing by to stop and visit, or is it
that most criminals inside town are too lazy to walk to
the river and steal the lights?
Why can't I think
of any decent questions for this page?
Why does it rain
when I wear a light jacket?
Why does the sun
shine when I wear my bomber jacket?
Why does AOL and
CompuServe insist on sticking their free internet CDs on
computer magazines month after month? It would probably
work out cheaper in the long run just to send the bloody
thing to households around the world! You wouldn't get as
many people using 2 discs instead of one!
Why doesn't the
Marquee command work on Netscape? (the scroll at the
bottom of the screen...)
Why doesn't the
<BLINK> tag work anymore?
Why bother washing
dishes? They will only get dirty again...
Why can't you
press 3 to ring back someone when you dial 1471 on Cable
& Wireless? You can on BT. It's really annoying,
because you have to write down the number! - UPDATE! -
You can now, so this question does not exist...
Why do people try
and sell AOL and CompuServe CDs on the car boot sales (me
included)? The only people who may have been interested
have probably got 10 or 12 of them at home already!
Why are there women in the Vengaboys? Surely Vengapeople would be a better name!
Why do most Rap videos all look the same?
Why does the bus arrive early on important days?
Why do I keep
changing the design of the page, but the contents is
still the same?
Why can people who
use SoftNet's Free ISP use the Webform script, while the
ones who pay £10 for SoftNet Gold can't?
Why is this the
Why was that last
question a lie?